HaHaHa!!!

sgt stutter · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:24 pm Post subject: HaHaHa!!!

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel
like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers:

"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

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thewz · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:25 pm Post subject:

Hahahaha nice

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Usually Dead · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:40 pm Post subject:

So I'm guessing that's not what she meant?

She probably wanted to get someone coffee or something.

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Turbo! · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 7:01 pm Post subject:

LMAO!

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Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:20 pm Post subject:

Roflmao us Italians are like that

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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:27 pm Post subject:

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:37 pm Post subject:

I have visions and

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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:39 pm Post subject:

Fred Astaire · Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:37 pm Post subject:

cobra · Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 1:56 am Post subject:

lmao.

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Usually Dead · Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:34 am Post subject:

FragFailure · Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:11 am Post subject:

some visions are better left not posted.
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cobra · Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:40 am Post subject: