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sgt stutter Server Admin
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:24 pm Post subject: HaHaHa!!! |
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On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel
like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat...." _________________
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thewz Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahaha nice |
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Pollice Verso Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Mongoose_Slayer Registered User
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Usually Dead Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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So I'm guessing that's not what she meant?
She probably wanted to get someone coffee or something. _________________
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Turbo! Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO! _________________
*Props to Mad-Hammer on the Sig*
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Bada Bing Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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Roflmao us Italians are like that _________________
Are you threatening me ???
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Blue Ruler Server Admin
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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I have visions and
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Mongoose_Slayer Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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Blue Ruler wrote: | I have visions and
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Fred Astaire Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Mongoose_Slayer wrote: | Blue Ruler wrote: | I have visions and
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cobra Server Admin
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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 1:56 am Post subject: |
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lmao. _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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Usually Dead Registered User
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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:34 am Post subject: |
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Fr3d Astaire wrote: | Mongoose_Slayer wrote: | Blue Ruler wrote: | I have visions and
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Um.... ew. _________________
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FragFailure Registered User
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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:11 am Post subject: |
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some visions are better left not posted. _________________ Yes, I'm still around
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cobra Server Admin
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Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:40 am Post subject: |
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FragFailure wrote: | some visions are better left not posted. |
i agree now i will probably have nightmares.
*now if you would have a pic like that from hoaxie. * _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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