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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:24 pm    Post subject: HaHaHa!!! Reply with quote


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel
like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps...

He whispers:

"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahaha nice
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I'm guessing that's not what she meant?

She probably wanted to get someone coffee or something.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roflmao us Italians are like that
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have visions and


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blue Ruler wrote:
I have visions and


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mongoose_Slayer wrote:
Blue Ruler wrote:
I have visions and





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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fr3d Astaire wrote:
Mongoose_Slayer wrote:
Blue Ruler wrote:
I have visions and






Um.... ew.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

some visions are better left not posted.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FragFailure wrote:
some visions are better left not posted.




i agree now i will probably have nightmares.

*now if you would have a pic like that from hoaxie. *
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