[Bright Red Nipples]

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

[ROOFCUTTER]

[Pornstar]

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[Bright Red Nipples]

[DJ George]

[Secret Agent Man]

heres a one i learned the the easy way.... kinda X rated... so... scrool down..V
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Always keep clothes near the bed or where ever you are when your "making love" with yoru gf or bf... and her parents arent home... you never know how fast you can dress when you hear " Im home!"


haha theres a great story behind this too...
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if you think thats a soldier behind you? think
agian, or my knife will be in your back.


aa, oshiete sensei-san

[Sully]

[Stevo]

[Jfet Zener]

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