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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:53 pm Post subject: Truths of Life |
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. _________________
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ROOFCUTTER Server Admin
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | 9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. |
Your right....wear them on the outside of your pants! _________________ Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. |
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Pornstar Registered User
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:45 am Post subject: |
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ROOFCUTTER wrote: | Quote: | 9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. |
Your right....wear them on the outside of your pants! |
Or on your head, whichever. |
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Location: chaos Posts: 3307
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:56 am Post subject: |
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Pornstar wrote: | ROOFCUTTER wrote: | Quote: | 9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. |
Your right....wear them on the outside of your pants! |
Or on your head, whichever. |
both timeless traditions in the name of childhood _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
Joined: 26 Mar 2002 Location: at work :s Posts: 7684
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:18 am Post subject: Re: Truths of Life |
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Quote: | 7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either _________________
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DJ George Server Admin
Joined: 25 Mar 2003 Location: Where the music is loudest Posts: 1677
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:55 am Post subject: Re: Truths of Life |
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Bright Red Nipples wrote: | Quote: | 7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either |
My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now _________________ http://www.barbertonrhps.com - The offical Website for Barberton's West Theater Rocky Horror Picture Show in Ohio
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Secret Agent Man Registered User
Joined: 21 Oct 2001 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 739
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:09 am Post subject: |
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Always keep clothes near the bed or where ever you are when your "making love" with yoru gf or bf... and her parents arent home... you never know how fast you can dress when you hear " Im home!"
haha theres a great story behind this too... _________________ if you think thats a soldier behind you? think
agian, or my knife will be in your back.
aa, oshiete sensei-san |
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Sully Server Admin
Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: St. Louis MO <eVa>'s Mascot Posts: 1772
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:03 am Post subject: Re: Truths of Life |
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Bright Red Nipples wrote: | Quote: | 7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either |
You.....
are a very sick man! _________________
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Stevo Ville Supporter
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: Truths of Life |
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-{TwhS}-Black Hawk wrote: | Bright Red Nipples wrote: | Quote: | 7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either |
My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now |
I need to get a dog now. You never know what those shopvacs are capable of... _________________
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Jfet Zener Server Admin
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:02 pm Post subject: Re: Truths of Life |
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Stevo wrote: | -{TwhS}-Black Hawk wrote: | Bright Red Nipples wrote: | Quote: | 7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either |
My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now |
I need to get a dog now. You never know what those shopvacs are capable of... |
i need to get me a shopvac, now that i know what they are capable of |
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shockwave Server Admin
Joined: 26 Feb 2003 Location: Drunk in the corner in some Texas bar. Posts: 1970
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:07 pm Post subject: Re: Truths of Life |
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Jfet Zener wrote: | Stevo wrote: | -{TwhS}-Black Hawk wrote: | Bright Red Nipples wrote: | Quote: | 7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time. |
I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either |
My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now |
I need to get a dog now. You never know what those shopvacs are capable of... |
i need to get me a shopvac, now that i know what they are capable of |
I need to avoid making a post on this thread now that i know what you people are capable of. _________________
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