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PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:53 pm    Post subject: Truths of Life Reply with quote

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.


Your right....wear them on the outside of your pants!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.


Your right....wear them on the outside of your pants!


Or on your head, whichever.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pornstar wrote:
ROOFCUTTER wrote:
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9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.


Your right....wear them on the outside of your pants!


Or on your head, whichever.


both timeless traditions in the name of childhood
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:18 am    Post subject: Re: Truths of Life Reply with quote

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7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.


I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: Truths of Life Reply with quote

Bright Red Nipples wrote:
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7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.


I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either


My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres a one i learned the the easy way.... kinda X rated... so... scrool down..V
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Always keep clothes near the bed or where ever you are when your "making love" with yoru gf or bf... and her parents arent home... you never know how fast you can dress when you hear " Im home!"


haha theres a great story behind this too...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:03 am    Post subject: Re: Truths of Life Reply with quote

Bright Red Nipples wrote:
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7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.


I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either


You.....


are a very sick man!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Truths of Life Reply with quote

-{TwhS}-Black Hawk wrote:
Bright Red Nipples wrote:
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7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.


I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either


My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now

I need to get a dog now. You never know what those shopvacs are capable of...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Truths of Life Reply with quote

Stevo wrote:
-{TwhS}-Black Hawk wrote:
Bright Red Nipples wrote:
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7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.


I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either


My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now

I need to get a dog now. You never know what those shopvacs are capable of...


i need to get me a shopvac, now that i know what they are capable of
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Truths of Life Reply with quote

Jfet Zener wrote:
Stevo wrote:
-{TwhS}-Black Hawk wrote:
Bright Red Nipples wrote:
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7. Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.


I laugh everytime I read that one. They don't like shopvacs either


My dog once tried to protect me from a shopvac. Lets just say we have a new shopvac now

I need to get a dog now. You never know what those shopvacs are capable of...


i need to get me a shopvac, now that i know what they are capable of


I need to avoid making a post on this thread now that i know what you people are capable of.
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