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SpeCies Registered User
Joined: 05 Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Guild: <TVB> Posts: 1948
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 4:01 pm Post subject: a Holiday Joke for the Ladies |
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually around late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. _________________ http://www.nosmacktards.com |
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Mongoose_Slayer Registered User
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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lol, |
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JtH Registered User
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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thats a good one
lol _________________
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Dominator Registered User
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHAH LOL
Thats pretty good, where did you hear that? |
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SpeCies Registered User
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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I get most of all these crazy jokes either from my mother or from the mother of my girlfriend. I send them enough "Blond jokes" that I guess it's turned into a Battle Royale of the Sexes too see who can bash the opposite sex the best
Dominator wrote: | HAHAHAHAH LOL
Thats pretty good, where did you hear that? |
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] Registered User
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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and thxs for sharing this species |
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