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a Holiday Joke for the Ladies

 
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SpeCies
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 4:01 pm    Post subject: a Holiday Joke for the Ladies Reply with quote


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually around late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol,
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats a good one

lol
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAH LOL
Thats pretty good, where did you hear that?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


I get most of all these crazy jokes either from my mother or from the mother of my girlfriend. I send them enough "Blond jokes" that I guess it's turned into a Battle Royale of the Sexes too see who can bash the opposite sex the best


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HAHAHAHAH LOL
Thats pretty good, where did you hear that?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl and thxs for sharing this species
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