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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canadian_Rifle wrote:
hey how man ships does it take to sink a floating bird?..... wow never going to get this one



I immediatly regret reading this lol
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well guess wat none becuz theres now answer but i still made u think about it!!!always fun!! ..... srry about that boys lol just for fun no harm involved
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*gasp!* you r such teh evil!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

happy birthday.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cobra wrote:
happy birthday.


darn your good!!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heard it before.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Correct!

How about this...

In a country, there exists over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street so on and so forth.

A traveller decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.

He later found that the locals had given the street another name.

What is the name?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

minute street...

Who's ur dad's only son's brother's uncle's wife's daughter's brother's dad's son?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....main??
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kahlan Amnell wrote:
minute street...

Who's ur dad's only son's brother's uncle's wife's daughter's brother's dad's son?


no one...your dad's only son can't have a brother.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe, yep.

Apparently, one side of a dog has more hair. The findings of the Swedish scientific establishment have been corroborated by a special enquiry by the AKC. Many hair counts were taken of the side in question and consistently it was found to contain more hairs. The scientists determined that more hair was required on this side to insulate the dog from the elements while it was lying down. Perhaps you would like to examine a dog to confirm the findings. Before you do, can you guess which side of a dog has more hair?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the outside

Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's say some primitive organisms divide themselves every minute in two equals which also divide the next minute and so on. The saucer in which we started observing this process was full at 12.00. When was it full to the half?
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