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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:23 am Post subject: |
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| Canadian_Rifle wrote: | hey how man ships does it take to sink a floating bird?..... wow never going to get this one
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I immediatly regret reading this lol _________________
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Canadian Rifle Registered User

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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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well guess wat none becuz theres now answer but i still made u think about it!!!always fun!! ..... srry about that boys lol just for fun no harm involved _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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*gasp!* you r such teh evil!  _________________
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Stevo Ville Supporter


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller."
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing? _________________
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cobra Server Admin


Joined: 18 Apr 2002 Location: having fun with Loka and Tickles! Posts: 6806
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:29 am Post subject: |
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happy birthday.  _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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Ricen Server Admin


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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:58 am Post subject: |
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| cobra wrote: | happy birthday.  |
darn your good!! _________________
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived."
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cobra Server Admin


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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:58 am Post subject: |
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heard it before.  _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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Stevo Ville Supporter


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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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Correct!
How about this...
In a country, there exists over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street so on and so forth.
A traveller decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.
He later found that the locals had given the street another name.
What is the name? _________________
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam

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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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minute street...
Who's ur dad's only son's brother's uncle's wife's daughter's brother's dad's son? _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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....main?? _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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| Kahlan Amnell wrote: | minute street...
Who's ur dad's only son's brother's uncle's wife's daughter's brother's dad's son? |
no one...your dad's only son can't have a brother. _________________
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam

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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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hehe, yep.
Apparently, one side of a dog has more hair. The findings of the Swedish scientific establishment have been corroborated by a special enquiry by the AKC. Many hair counts were taken of the side in question and consistently it was found to contain more hairs. The scientists determined that more hair was required on this side to insulate the dog from the elements while it was lying down. Perhaps you would like to examine a dog to confirm the findings. Before you do, can you guess which side of a dog has more hair? _________________
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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the outside
Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed. What is in the pack? _________________ Have a knife day! |
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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parachute _________________
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Stevo Ville Supporter


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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Let's say some primitive organisms divide themselves every minute in two equals which also divide the next minute and so on. The saucer in which we started observing this process was full at 12.00. When was it full to the half? _________________
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