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crackhead_fred Registered User
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:45 am Post subject: |
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I got this one a few times with variations of my real name and nickname, so it must be the way I'm going out. | Quote: | | Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape. |
I thought this one was kinda funny | Quote: | | An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. |
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Camp Liberty, Iraq Posts: 763
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:54 am Post subject: |
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| crackhead_fred wrote: |
I thought this one was kinda funny | Quote: | | An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. |
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lol that'd take some serious time and effort...and i think you'd probably have to help him _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Camp Liberty, Iraq Posts: 763
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:57 am Post subject: |
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After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.
Thats for WiseOldJames
....that might work since i always take my uniform in, but i think he'd cut me with them, not strangle me. _________________
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, I think you are going to be killed by an electrical surge sent from this forum because of your posting so much in the same thread.  _________________
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Ricen Server Admin


Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Location: Tennessee Guild .TVR Posts: 1195
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.
LOL I just bought a miata. Now I know why!  _________________
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Lt.Tango Ville Supporter


Joined: 15 Oct 2005 Location: Zeeland, Mi Guild: TVR -|m0m|- Posts: 105
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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omg... o got beat to death with a putter while mini golf b/c i got caught cheating..lol  _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Camp Liberty, Iraq Posts: 763
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| Ricen wrote: |
LOL I just bought a miata. Now I know why!  |
*sniff sniff* someone smell a mid life crisis??  _________________
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Ricen Server Admin


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:52 am Post subject: |
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| WiseOldJames{ATL} wrote: | | Ricen wrote: |
LOL I just bought a miata. Now I know why!  |
*sniff sniff* someone smell a mid life crisis??  |
trying to work one in next year, late spring, early summer kinda thang _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| Ricen wrote: | | trying to work one in next year, late spring, early summer kinda thang |
lol well atleast you got it all planned out. _________________
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DJ George Server Admin


Joined: 25 Mar 2003 Location: Where the music is loudest Posts: 1677
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.
Great, I have already lost my eye brows like this once, so it is a real possiblity I will go like this...... _________________ http://www.barbertonrhps.com - The offical Website for Barberton's West Theater Rocky Horror Picture Show in Ohio
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Black Hawk wrote: | | You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. | I think we can all agree that there's no such thing as "an excessive amount of lighter fluid" lol _________________
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Kixx Ville Supporter


Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Location: Florida...WPB!!!! Guild: TVR & V$ Posts: 233
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject: ugh.. |
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While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.
I guess I will deserve to die this way cause of stupidity.
Anyone have a paperclip so I can check to see if the wall outlet works??
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cobra Server Admin


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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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dont wanna know what it says. if i have to die, i hope it's on my futur motorcycle.  _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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