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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got this one a few times with variations of my real name and nickname, so it must be the way I'm going out.
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Faulty electrical wiring in your home causes a fire, and you burn to death, unable to escape.

I thought this one was kinda funny
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An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

crackhead_fred wrote:

I thought this one was kinda funny
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An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.


lol that'd take some serious time and effort...and i think you'd probably have to help him
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.

Thats for WiseOldJames

....that might work since i always take my uniform in, but i think he'd cut me with them, not strangle me.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I think you are going to be killed by an electrical surge sent from this forum because of your posting so much in the same thread.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

LOL I just bought a miata. Now I know why! Think
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg... o got beat to death with a putter while mini golf b/c i got caught cheating..lol
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ricen wrote:

LOL I just bought a miata. Now I know why! Think


*sniff sniff* someone smell a mid life crisis??
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WiseOldJames{ATL} wrote:
Ricen wrote:

LOL I just bought a miata. Now I know why! Think


*sniff sniff* someone smell a mid life crisis??


trying to work one in next year, late spring, early summer kinda thang
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ricen wrote:
trying to work one in next year, late spring, early summer kinda thang


lol well atleast you got it all planned out.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.


Great, I have already lost my eye brows like this once, so it is a real possiblity I will go like this......
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Hawk wrote:
You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill.
I think we can all agree that there's no such thing as "an excessive amount of lighter fluid" lol
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:54 pm    Post subject: ugh.. Reply with quote

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.


I guess I will deserve to die this way cause of stupidity.

Anyone have a paperclip so I can check to see if the wall outlet works??

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont wanna know what it says. if i have to die, i hope it's on my futur motorcycle.
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