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ROOFCUTTER Server Admin
Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: =USV= Posts: 9271
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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At the ripe old age of 89 you will die while having....ahhh no that was not it...
While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop. _________________ Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. |
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam
Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Location: work...ahhhhh Posts: 3424
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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The Nanite wrote: | After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
Oddly enough I'll go for that, at least I know all these headaches have a reason. |
think mine should of read as that, would def. make more sense. _________________
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter
Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Camp Liberty, Iraq Posts: 763
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Kahlan Amnell wrote: | The Nanite wrote: | After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
Oddly enough I'll go for that, at least I know all these headaches have a reason. |
think mine should of read as that, would def. make more sense. |
I think thats one of very few that MAKE SENSE hehe. _________________
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John Doe Server Admin
Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 4979
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Well, with my forum name I get this:
Quote: | Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway. |
I personally think I could come up with something more creative than that....
Now, with my real name......
Quote: | While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat. |
Funny, thats exactly why I gave up playing baseball years ago.... _________________
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Captain Nick Registered User
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba Posts: 14
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business. |
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Rebel_Rouser Server Admin
Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Location: Waldorf, MD Guild:=US-V=V$ Posts: 1917
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Captain Nick wrote: | You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business. |
LMAO!
man that sucks for you man _________________
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Caveman Server Admin
Joined: 09 Sep 2003 Location: Southern CA Guild: <eVa> Posts: 419
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam
Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Location: work...ahhhhh Posts: 3424
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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"You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now." _________________
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Dann0 Server Admin
Joined: 13 Jan 2002 Location: Living in Merfs Closet Posts: 493
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.
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Easy Target Registered User
Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Location: 3-R, Qc, CA Guild:TVR Posts: 741
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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As Nelson Milette...
"During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg."
As Easy Target...
"Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."
WTF, there's no shotgun in DOD? _________________
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Greebo Server Admin
Joined: 19 Jul 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 1673
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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I tried variations of my name and greebo - my favourite was the one I got when I put in my full name (including middle name):
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard. _________________ Most evil admin around.
Offical Ville songwriter.
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bullseye lespaul Ville Supporter
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Location: fayetteville ar. guild <eVa> Posts: 516
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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my name says ill be sitting next to a suicide bomber at an outdoor restaraunt lol
nicke name says ill fall climbing barbwire fence and cut my neck in several places and bleed to death slow |
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5th GHG E.G. Mine Registered User
Joined: 02 Jan 2002 Location: Transcending 1337. Posts: 1426
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, all I've got to say to mine is WTF?!?:
Quote: | While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead. |
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Location: chaos Posts: 3307
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:42 am Post subject: |
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i are ownage...i think
We're here to talk about you, not me. Besides, I'm already dead. _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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WiseOldJames{ATL} Ville Supporter
Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Camp Liberty, Iraq Posts: 763
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:30 am Post subject: |
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Cpt. Caveman wrote: | While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.
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wow....thats just sad. It doesn't even give you a homeless woman high on something....just a woman lol YOU GOT KILLED BY A GIRL! _________________
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