How will you die!

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject:

At the ripe old age of 89 you will die while having....ahhh no that was not it...

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.
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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject:

WiseOldJames{ATL} · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

John Doe · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:08 pm Post subject:

Well, with my forum name I get this:

Captain Nick · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject:

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject:

Caveman · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject:

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

#Rofl

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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject:

"You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now."
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Dann0 · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject:

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

LOL

Easy Target · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject:

As Nelson Milette...
"During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg."

As Easy Target...
"Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."
WTF, there's no shotgun in DOD?

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Greebo · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject:

I tried variations of my name and greebo - my favourite was the one I got when I put in my full name (including middle name):

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.
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bullseye lespaul · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject:

my name says ill be sitting next to a suicide bomber at an outdoor restaraunt lol
nicke name says ill fall climbing barbwire fence and cut my neck in several places and bleed to death slow

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:53 pm Post subject:

Okay, all I've got to say to mine is WTF?!?:

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:42 am Post subject:

i are ownage...i think

We're here to talk about you, not me. Besides, I'm already dead.
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WiseOldJames{ATL} · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:30 am Post subject: