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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:38 pm    Post subject: Dumb Laws Reply with quote

http://dumblaws.com/

Some pretty stupid laws. heh
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think oregon will take the cake on Dumb laws.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but maryland's.... look at maryland's..... I think that that is the stupidest law one could have......



and fl isn't too far behind as You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GASP!

i'm never moving to maryland
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha.

In Ontario "You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies."
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tampa Laws
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Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

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Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.


God bless Mons Venus. They tell the lawmakers here to stick it.

EDIT: And yes, they enforce this law here.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a cool site, and Texas has their fair share of dumd laws.

Not to long ago, they actuly arrested a lady and her husband for possing more than six dildos. They were sex educators and would hold private parties at peoples homes where they would educate and sell products. The FBI (I imagine) followed them around different parties, and brought charges up against them. GJ
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And don't forget California...especially Chico California. You cannot detonate a nuclear device in the city limits or else it results in a $500 fine. Hilarious. If you detonate a nuclear device in the city, then there will be no more city!!! LMFAO!!!! #Beer
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you guys want to see some really funny one check out illinois

and missouri its not illegal to speed
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of Alabama's finest laws...

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here are some of my fav illinois laws

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken. <---oh crap now i have to remember how to speak spanish again


and those are just illinois law dont get me started on some of the finest city laws


heres one to its from teh town of cretes

Cars may not be driven through the town.

if you cant drive into town then you dont need to contact the police to tell them your coming....nice espianoge(yeah i know i think its spelled wrong)
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

But Friday is fine, right?

Quote:
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

That sucks.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stevo wrote:
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Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

That sucks.


I bet it also HURTS , not speaking from experience of course
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nevada Laws wrote:
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.




Huntsville Laws wrote:
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sgt stutter wrote:
Stevo wrote:
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Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

That sucks.


I bet it also HURTS , not speaking from experience of course

Sure you aren't. (*Tries not to think of something that resembles Sonic the Hedgehog with a monobrow*).
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