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Blown Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: Medford Oregon Posts: 4172
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: Dumb Laws |
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http://dumblaws.com/
Some pretty stupid laws. heh |
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DaKon Ville Supporter
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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I think oregon will take the cake on Dumb laws. _________________ P4E @ 4.00 Ghz, LeadTech 6800GT 420mhz/1.16Ghz, 1 gb Corsair PC 4400, Creative X-fi, Raptor
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam
Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Location: work...ahhhhh Posts: 3424
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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but maryland's.... look at maryland's..... I think that that is the stupidest law one could have......
and fl isn't too far behind as You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. |
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Replica Server Admin
Joined: 01 Jul 2002 Location: i'm a loner dottie, a rebel! Posts: 6144
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:09 am Post subject: |
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GASP!
i'm never moving to maryland _________________ |
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`RaphX Registered User
Joined: 24 Mar 2002
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:54 am Post subject: |
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Haha.
In Ontario "You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies." |
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PilzberryFroBoy Registered User
Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Location: Nowhere specific Posts: 34
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:46 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | Tampa Laws
Quote: | Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". |
Quote: | Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. |
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God bless Mons Venus. They tell the lawmakers here to stick it.
EDIT: And yes, they enforce this law here. |
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Hamese Server Admin
Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Houston, TX Guild: US-V Posts: 1404
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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That's a cool site, and Texas has their fair share of dumd laws.
Not to long ago, they actuly arrested a lady and her husband for possing more than six dildos. They were sex educators and would hold private parties at peoples homes where they would educate and sell products. The FBI (I imagine) followed them around different parties, and brought charges up against them. GJ _________________
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KAMIKAZE MadMax Resident Kamikaze Bomber
Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Location: East Lansing, MI formerly Lubbock, Tx Guild: TVR -V$= Posts: 441
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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And don't forget California...especially Chico California. You cannot detonate a nuclear device in the city limits or else it results in a $500 fine. Hilarious. If you detonate a nuclear device in the city, then there will be no more city!!! LMFAO!!!! _________________
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Location: chaos Posts: 3307
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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you guys want to see some really funny one check out illinois
and missouri its not illegal to speed _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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Robert E. Lee Registered User
Joined: 18 Jul 2001
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Some of Alabama's finest laws...
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. _________________
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Location: chaos Posts: 3307
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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here are some of my fav illinois laws
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken. <---oh crap now i have to remember how to speak spanish again
and those are just illinois law dont get me started on some of the finest city laws
heres one to its from teh town of cretes
Cars may not be driven through the town.
if you cant drive into town then you dont need to contact the police to tell them your coming....nice espianoge(yeah i know i think its spelled wrong) _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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Stevo Ville Supporter
Joined: 08 Dec 2002 Location: Orange County Guild: TVR Posts: 9514
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. |
But Friday is fine, right?
Quote: | Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. |
That sucks. _________________
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sgt stutter Server Admin
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Location: Southern CA Guild: <eVa> & V$ Posts: 2866
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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Stevo wrote: | Quote: | Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. |
That sucks. |
I bet it also HURTS , not speaking from experience of course _________________
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
Joined: 26 Mar 2002 Location: at work :s Posts: 7684
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Nevada Laws wrote: | It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. |
Huntsville Laws wrote: | If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer. |
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! _________________
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`RaphX Registered User
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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sgt stutter wrote: | Stevo wrote: | Quote: | Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. |
That sucks. |
I bet it also HURTS , not speaking from experience of course |
Sure you aren't. (*Tries not to think of something that resembles Sonic the Hedgehog with a monobrow*). |
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