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Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?

 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:26 pm    Post subject: Who's the Most Fun to Operate On? Reply with quote

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh...considering I work for attorneys I'd have to agree with that...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark Nanite wrote:
heh...considering I work for attorneys I'd have to agree with that...



lol funny nanite
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Appearing nightly in The Ville Red Velvet Room........
Enjoy the veal.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Appearing nightly in The Ville Red Velvet Room........
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