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?QuestionMart? Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject: Who's the Most Fun to Operate On? |
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable". _________________
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The Nanite Server Admin
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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heh...considering I work for attorneys I'd have to agree with that... _________________
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[HALO]MasterChief Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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lol _________________
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Stevo Ville Supporter
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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Dark Nanite wrote: | heh...considering I work for attorneys I'd have to agree with that... |
lol funny nanite _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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Appearing nightly in The Ville Red Velvet Room........
Enjoy the veal. _________________ Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.
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Verman Ville Supporter
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Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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Appearing nightly in The Ville Red Velvet Room........
Enjoy the veal. _________________ Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.
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