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The Height of all Emotions

 
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Kahlan Amnell
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:24 pm    Post subject: The Height of all Emotions Reply with quote

Height of Patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipple.

Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes thru the paper.

Height of Technology:
Condom with a zip.

Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itches.
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Gamepro65
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:36 pm    Post subject: Re: The Height of all Emotions Reply with quote

[HALO] Mrs. Keyes wrote:

Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipple.


? i dont get it someone wanna point that one out ?

Newhoz nice keyes
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Kahlan Amnell
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

might be mistaken as zit?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

on a nipple? lol
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gamepro65 wrote:
on a nipple? lol

No it is the nipple.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG wow, that is so bad, cant believe i didnt think of that earlyer. IM SCARED FOR LIFE... $5 says she was a blonde
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

$5 says your a blond gamepro
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

$5 says ur both blond....funny stuff though very funny...but scary stuff for some of them


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Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itches.

Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.


the trouble one was one of my favs

well at least now i know when i have to go for help on that laziness issue
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh man. so wrong but so funny.
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