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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:24 pm Post subject: The Height of all Emotions |
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Height of Patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Height of Frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipple.
Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes thru the paper.
Height of Technology:
Condom with a zip.
Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itches. |
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Gamepro65 Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject: Re: The Height of all Emotions |
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[HALO] Mrs. Keyes wrote: |
Height of Innocence:
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipple.
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? i dont get it someone wanna point that one out ?
Newhoz nice keyes _________________
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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might be mistaken as zit? |
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Gamepro65 Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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on a nipple? lol _________________
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Stevo Ville Supporter
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Gamepro65 Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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OMG wow, that is so bad, cant believe i didnt think of that earlyer. IM SCARED FOR LIFE... $5 says she was a blonde _________________
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Kahlan Amnell Queen of Spam
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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$5 says your a blond gamepro |
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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$5 says ur both blond....funny stuff though very funny...but scary stuff for some of them
Quote: | Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itches.
Height of Laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
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the trouble one was one of my favs
well at least now i know when i have to go for help on that laziness issue _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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shovelnose Ville Supporter
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Jfet Zener Server Admin
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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oh man. so wrong but so funny. |
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