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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:16 pm    Post subject: AGING Reply with quote

(now this sucks)

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking...
surely I cannot look that old? You may enjoy this short story - which
could be true....

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new
dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly,
I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my
high school class some 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly
discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the
deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he had
examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1951. Why?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol. Ouch.


When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.

Hope it stays that way for a while longer!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha!! owwww..
similar thing happened to my sister, only a 6 year old thought she was 30 and shes 19
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
lol. Ouch.


When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.

Hope it stays that way for a while longer!


Look at it this way, at least you aren't as OLD as Blue.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NaniteFog wrote:
Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
lol. Ouch.


When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.

Hope it stays that way for a while longer!


Look at it this way, at least you aren't as OLD as Blue.


haha no wonder we have rule 10.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The most I ever had to touch on the subject of age was when working in a shop, having to ask folk for ID when selling them alcohol. Sometimes they'd be so insulted that I thought they might not be 18 yet, when in fact they are as old as 25. It was always a case of telling them that believing such a difference won't sound quite so bad in 20 years time
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate going to some retail place and hear "have a great day sir!" I'm not 44 yet.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl Ouch.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FragFailure wrote:
I hate going to some retail place and hear "have a great day sir!" I'm not 44 yet.



Nope, but you do look nearly 50....
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
lol. Ouch.


When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.

Hope it stays that way for a while longer!


And when I sh....wait....dang....munch munch munch ahhhh cookies
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr.Kason Allen wrote:
Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
lol. Ouch.


When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.

Hope it stays that way for a while longer!


And when I sh....wait....dang....munch munch munch ahhhh cookies


WTF kason u r teh cookie munster? i thought i wus
neway, i wonder sometimes wut people think. when i was 14 i started dating college girls....ohh wait, i still do! senior yr in hs roxorz!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol...ouch


that was a nice burn on the doct for catching that one b4 it was out...if u have any clue what im talking about please tell me
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