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sgt stutter Server Admin
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Location: Southern CA Guild: <eVa> & V$ Posts: 2866
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:16 pm Post subject: AGING |
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(now this sucks)
Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking...
surely I cannot look that old? You may enjoy this short story - which
could be true....
While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new
dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly,
I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name had been in my
high school class some 30 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly
discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the
deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he had
examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school.
"Yes," he replied.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1951. Why?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?" _________________
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 Registered User
Joined: 30 Nov 2001 Location: Dripping Springs, TX Posts: 5563
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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lol. Ouch.
When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.
Hope it stays that way for a while longer! _________________ Recipient of POTM award
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IrishMan Registered User
Joined: 25 Jul 2003 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 420
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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haha!! owwww..
similar thing happened to my sister, only a 6 year old thought she was 30 and shes 19 |
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The Nanite Server Admin
Joined: 26 Apr 2002 Location: lost Posts: 6606
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote: | lol. Ouch.
When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.
Hope it stays that way for a while longer! |
Look at it this way, at least you aren't as OLD as Blue. _________________
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[HALO]MasterChief Registered User
Joined: 10 Aug 2003 Location: Burninating all the people Posts: 2292
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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NaniteFog wrote: | Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote: | lol. Ouch.
When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.
Hope it stays that way for a while longer! |
Look at it this way, at least you aren't as OLD as Blue. |
haha no wonder we have rule 10. _________________
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`RaphX Registered User
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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The most I ever had to touch on the subject of age was when working in a shop, having to ask folk for ID when selling them alcohol. Sometimes they'd be so insulted that I thought they might not be 18 yet, when in fact they are as old as 25. It was always a case of telling them that believing such a difference won't sound quite so bad in 20 years time |
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FragFailure Registered User
Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 4219
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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I hate going to some retail place and hear "have a great day sir!" I'm not 44 yet. _________________ Yes, I'm still around
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Stevo Ville Supporter
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John Doe Server Admin
Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 4979
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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FragFailure wrote: | I hate going to some retail place and hear "have a great day sir!" I'm not 44 yet. |
Nope, but you do look nearly 50.... _________________
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Mr.Kason Allen Registered User
Joined: 06 Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere over a rainbow Posts: 1002
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote: | lol. Ouch.
When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.
Hope it stays that way for a while longer! |
And when I sh....wait....dang....munch munch munch ahhhh cookies _________________ Over your dead body! |
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N|kamichi Registered User
Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: New York Posts: 119
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Mr.Kason Allen wrote: | Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote: | lol. Ouch.
When I shave off my facial hair, I look like I'm 12.
Hope it stays that way for a while longer! |
And when I sh....wait....dang....munch munch munch ahhhh cookies |
WTF kason u r teh cookie munster? i thought i wus
neway, i wonder sometimes wut people think. when i was 14 i started dating college girls....ohh wait, i still do! senior yr in hs roxorz! _________________ Don't take life too seriously, no one makes it out alive. |
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
Joined: 04 Oct 2003 Location: chaos Posts: 3307
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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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lol...ouch
that was a nice burn on the doct for catching that one b4 it was out...if u have any clue what im talking about please tell me _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
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