NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES

Bada Bing

Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines
didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if
George W.Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
Cher, Phil Donahue, David Geffen, Barbara Streisand,
Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets and report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
"Elation," which has been commissioned
to take you to your new vacation homes
in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach,Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...
at least four years and you should consider
the possibility of eight years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,

Al Gore as cruise director,

Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,

Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
and emergency procedures director,

And
Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements
for your homes,friends and loved ones,
please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton.

Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what!
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Blown · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:00 am Post subject:

blah, hope they stay there. esp Barbara S. #Fist

shovelnose · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 11:26 am Post subject:

hahaha. thats awesome bada.
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John Doe · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 12:12 pm Post subject:

If there is room can I sean Jean Cretien and all the dumbassed liberals from Ottawa along too?

If there are no cabins I am sure we can stick them in the hold and use them for ballist.

JD
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Verman · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 2:10 pm Post subject:

Doesn't Senator Ted Kennedy double as a bartender in the main lounge? #Beer

And Rep Barney Franks is the Social Director?

I'll send in a few bucks for their cab fare from the airport to the docks.
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DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

Nice one Bada and so true.
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FragFailure · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:53 am Post subject:

Actually Ted Kennedy can substitute as the captain. He has great skills behind the wheel.
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Twisted29 · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 3:46 am Post subject:

/me hops on the boat.

Better off.....

FragFailure · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 5:08 am Post subject:

bon voyage! Enjoy Afghanistan where you can't do 10% of what you can here. It'll "take a village" because that is what is there...a village. Who's gonna give you the high speed internet btw? I guess "roughing it" is 56K. Oh, there's no bottled water btw. Enjoy the same water supply for drinking that is a urnial. Either way, you won't be welcome in that part of the world.

idealistic college liberals...tee hee hee

Think it's bad now? Wait until when you are more worried about feeding your family, paying the mortgage, paying for the mini-van, paying for school, hoping you don't have to send your kid to daycare, an attack from someone from a crazed foreign country, and working 40+ hours a week.
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Twisted29 · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 3:30 pm Post subject:

Frag, how little you know me!

I've been out of college for quite a while now. You know...morgage, car payments, working at least 40 hours a week....same as you or anyone else. Hell, I didn't even bother with the degree.....

Anyway, yes I appreciate the freedoms we have here in America. I just don't think we owe any of them to Bush or his Warhawk administration. I think many people are eager to believe the anti-Iraq propaganda we hear from Bush. That doesn't make us any more intellegent then the people who believed in the Iraqi Information Minister (your buddy

).

In fact, I'm pretty pissed at the whole war. We killed innocent citizens, ruined a decent infostructure, caused choas, and didn't find these alledged chemical weapons that we were supposed to fear. And what do we gain? A 75$ billion war deficeit. Just what I want to hear at tax time....

So, maybe I'm unAmerican for disagreeing.....whatever.

(Dear God, am I sounding like Greebs yet?)

Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:00 pm Post subject:

Twisted.
I fully support your right to your opinion on the war. Please understand that Sadam and his minions are the real evil ones in this war. He and his regime have killed or maimed some 500,000 people since 1991. They have used schools, churches, and hospitals to house soldiers and weapons systems. Only cowards hide the military in these types on buildings.
Did you by chance read the article from CNN in the papers yesterday?
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/11/opinion/11JORD.html
It describes the things they could not put on the air while Sadam was in power. They were fearful for the safety of the Iraqui employes if they aired the reports of torture etc.
In one case a young girl was imprisoned and repeatedly beaten until one day they just broke open her skull pulled out her brains then sent her body back to her family in a plastic garbage bag dumped on the front porch.
This government needed to be removed.
I have many Iraqi friends and co workers, and they have told me many horror stories of what has gone on there for the last 30 years.
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 4:53 pm Post subject:

Verman · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:25 pm Post subject:

Well stated VP.........
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My Personal Insanity · Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2003 11:43 am Post subject:

I'm not gonna touch the politics on teh war, I've got
opinions on both sides. I just wanted to post to say
that Frag, your sig picture made me LOL!

I wish I had taked a vidcap of the other statue, the
one they tried to blow up, but only managed to blow the
crotch out of at first... that'd be even better...
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