Conversation gone wrong.....

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:13 pm Post subject: Conversation gone wrong.....

A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Ooops ."
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Blown · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:18 pm Post subject:

hahahah

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:20 pm Post subject:

PondScm007 · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:22 pm Post subject:

haha kinda like a good question to ask a man on trial... "So, do you still beat your wife?" dont answer!
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BR, yo

cobra · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:30 pm Post subject:

oopsy

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Blown · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:30 pm Post subject:

Usually Dead · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 10:45 pm Post subject:

Verman · Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:49 pm Post subject:

Thank you.
Try the veal & please tip the waiters.
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Bada Bing · Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 12:19 am Post subject:

lol lol lol good one man

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Are you threatening me ???