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sgt stutter Server Admin
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:13 pm Post subject: Conversation gone wrong..... |
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A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Ooops ." _________________
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Blown Registered User
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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hahahah |
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Mongoose_Slayer Registered User
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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PondScm007 Registered User
Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Location: central nj Posts: 963
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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haha kinda like a good question to ask a man on trial... "So, do you still beat your wife?" dont answer! _________________ my pic host-age died!
BR, yo |
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cobra Server Admin
Joined: 18 Apr 2002 Location: having fun with Loka and Tickles! Posts: 6806
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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oopsy _________________ PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER |
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Blown Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: Medford Oregon Posts: 4172
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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PondScm007 wrote: | haha kinda like a good question to ask a man on trial... "So, do you still beat your wife?" dont answer! |
umm, I think you have that question backwards. Replace man for woman. |
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Usually Dead Registered User
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: Salt Lake City, Utah Posts: 680
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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blown65 wrote: | PondScm007 wrote: | haha kinda like a good question to ask a man on trial... "So, do you still beat your wife?" dont answer! |
umm, I think you have that question backwards. Replace man for woman. |
Q: So, do you still beat your husband?
A: Yes. Ophten Phrequently.
Q: Do you enjoy it?
A: He seems to.
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Verman Ville Supporter
Joined: 20 Aug 2001 Location: San Diego, CA. Posts: 723
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Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you.
Try the veal & please tip the waiters. _________________ Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.
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Bada Bing Registered User
Joined: 17 Sep 2001 Location: Pioneer,Ca. Guild:-TPF- Posts: 3054
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Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 12:19 am Post subject: |
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lol lol lol good one man _________________
Are you threatening me ??? |
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