Axis Vs Allied Quote Contest

Easy Target · Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:49 pm Post subject: Axis Vs Allied Quote Contest

Axis Vs Allied Quote Contest

I'm looking for the funniest (or sarcastic) quote involving Axis and/or Allied.

I will choose the winner friday! And the winner will have my personnal protection for one entire map as is personnal bodyguard the next time I play with him! It's a chance of a life time Villuns!

Example (not really funny, but you get the ideal):

2 soldiers (1 Axis and 1 Allied) get face-to-face recharging both their panzer/zook...

Axis: "Hey man!"
Allied: "What!?"
Axis: "Your shoes are untied!"
Allied: "For real? Thanks!"
Click! BOOM!
Axis: "Newbies!"
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sgt stutter · Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:00 pm Post subject:

Axis: "Hey man!"
Allied: "What!?"
Axis: "Is that a bazooka, or are you just glad to see me"

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R.I.P Trigger Happy

Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:10 pm Post subject:

squidly · Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:23 am Post subject:

Where
Avalanche's church tower!!!

Who
Allied #1 : Pvt Bush

Allied #2 : Pvt Kerry

Axis : Pvt Martin (Canada's prime minister!!!)

Allied #1: I hate you private Kerry!!!
Allied #2: I hate you too!!!
Allied #1: Take your knife and fight to death!!!
Allied #2: Ok!!!

(squish, squish, squish, squish...)

Axis: Cmon gentleman, your cannot hurt yourself, friendly fire is off!!!
Axis: Give each other a kiss and take a look at my beautiful shovel!!!

(squish, squish, squish, squish...)

Axis: Mwaaaaahahaaaahaaaha!!
Allied #1: Arghhhhhhh!
Allied #2: Arghhhhhhh!

Axis: They're so dumd!!! Let's jump from the church tower to cap the last flag!!!
Axis: AaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH! -------------sprouch!!!------------
Axis: Arghhhhhhhhh!

THE END

Easy Target · Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:05 pm Post subject:

sgt stutter has the nicest one so far!

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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:49 pm Post subject:

hehe rebel's is about people who thought i was hacking

any convo with people argueing over who is better is funny.

Allied guy: omg you suXors.
Axis guy: no i dont i roXor your boXors yo.
Allied guy: no you dont, my score is better.
Axis guy: thats because you are an uber haXor you nub.

then they will go on to cuss each other out and get banned.
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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:03 pm Post subject:

Wait whats the point you can not protect us on a map because someone will shoot at me u will dive in front he kills u and me whats wrong with this picture NOW HE HAS 2 KILLS! MUAHHAHAHA LOOPHOLE

ok herse mine

Axis: Heya dude wanna go to K in a circle down the street.
Allied:Dude thats Circle K!
Axis:Woopie! boy its the same thing.
Allied: Hey uh why do you have that kar on ur shoulder.
Axis: Oh this... This is because I have to kill you BOOM BOOM
Allied: You missed.
Axis: I didn't look at the store.
Allied: OMG ITS JUST A O.
Axis: Noob.... It's always been an O BOOM!
Allied: Falls to ground and starts twitching.
Axis: What an idiot were in germany we don't have Circle K's.
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PICKACHU GOT OWNED!

Easy Target · Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:45 pm Post subject:

Easy Target · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:53 pm Post subject:

And the winner is...

sgt stutter

See you in game... I will do my best I promise!
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:41 pm Post subject:

i dont have any quotes but i did manage to convince all jump off of merderet church tower that one time. it kinda went like this

Me(allied):hey everyone jump
EVERYONE ELSE: NO, SCREW THAT, NO
Me: come on it will be fun
EVERYONE: FINE
(as they jump)
me: muhahahahaha(busts out .50 cal)
axis: you ass
allied:you ass
me:I am the survivor, EYE OF THE TIGER FOOLS

it went something like that but was a lot longer(most of it me trying to convince them)

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sgt stutter · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:13 pm Post subject:

Thanks Easy, cya in game.
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R.I.P Trigger Happy

.Bez · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:18 pm Post subject:

WAIT! I got the best of all,

Axis (me): EAT THE STEELE BOY

............or...............

Allie (me): BOW DOWN TO THE GREASE GUN!

Easy Target · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:33 pm Post subject:

.Bez · Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:42 pm Post subject:

Ah your right, i need to stop killing people....*Thinks to self* maybe not.

Shovel me Silly · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:38 pm Post subject:

Allies: "Sprechen ze Deutch my good man?"
Axis: "Ya"
Allies: "Well droppen ze dead."