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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:49 pm    Post subject: Axis Vs Allied Quote Contest Reply with quote

Axis Vs Allied Quote Contest

I'm looking for the funniest (or sarcastic) quote involving Axis and/or Allied.

I will choose the winner friday! And the winner will have my personnal protection for one entire map as is personnal bodyguard the next time I play with him! It's a chance of a life time Villuns!

Example (not really funny, but you get the ideal):

2 soldiers (1 Axis and 1 Allied) get face-to-face recharging both their panzer/zook...

Axis: "Hey man!"
Allied: "What!?"
Axis: "Your shoes are untied!"
Allied: "For real? Thanks!"
Click! BOOM!
Axis: "Newbies!"
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Axis: "Hey man!"
Allied: "What!?"
Axis: "Is that a bazooka, or are you just glad to see me"

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sgt stutter wrote:
Axis: "Hey man!"
Allied: "What!?"
Axis: "Is that a bazooka, or are you just glad to see me"

#Rofl
I never get tired of hearing that, even if it's coming from BRN
here are some Haxing ones I remember

Allied: OMG u are such a HAXOR!!
Axis: but I am 24 and 37
Allied: I never said they were good Hax!
(yes that is an actual convo)
Me: Shakes Head

here is a similar one that happend that way

Axis: Man I dunno about you....I bet you have an aimbot
Allied: But I am ten kills behind
Axis: So
Allied: Boy I would hate to see me without it then....
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where
Avalanche's church tower!!!

Who
Allied #1 : Pvt Bush
Allied #2 : Pvt Kerry
Axis : Pvt Martin (Canada's prime minister!!!)

Allied #1: I hate you private Kerry!!!
Allied #2: I hate you too!!!
Allied #1: Take your knife and fight to death!!!
Allied #2: Ok!!!

(squish, squish, squish, squish...)

Axis: Cmon gentleman, your cannot hurt yourself, friendly fire is off!!!
Axis: Give each other a kiss and take a look at my beautiful shovel!!!

(squish, squish, squish, squish...)

Axis: Mwaaaaahahaaaahaaaha!!
Allied #1: Arghhhhhhh!
Allied #2: Arghhhhhhh!

Axis: They're so dumd!!! Let's jump from the church tower to cap the last flag!!!
Axis: AaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHH! -------------sprouch!!!------------
Axis: Arghhhhhhhhh!


THE END
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sgt stutter has the nicest one so far!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe rebel's is about people who thought i was hacking


any convo with people argueing over who is better is funny.

Allied guy: omg you suXors.
Axis guy: no i dont i roXor your boXors yo.
Allied guy: no you dont, my score is better.
Axis guy: thats because you are an uber haXor you nub.

then they will go on to cuss each other out and get banned.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait whats the point you can not protect us on a map because someone will shoot at me u will dive in front he kills u and me whats wrong with this picture NOW HE HAS 2 KILLS! MUAHHAHAHA LOOPHOLE

ok herse mine

Axis: Heya dude wanna go to K in a circle down the street.
Allied:Dude thats Circle K!
Axis:Woopie! boy its the same thing.
Allied: Hey uh why do you have that kar on ur shoulder.
Axis: Oh this... This is because I have to kill you BOOM BOOM
Allied: You missed.
Axis: I didn't look at the store.
Allied: OMG ITS JUST A O.
Axis: Noob.... It's always been an O BOOM!
Allied: Falls to ground and starts twitching.
Axis: What an idiot were in germany we don't have Circle K's.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KillerRoofcutter wrote:
Wait whats the point you can not protect us on a map because someone will shoot at me u will dive in front he kills u and me whats wrong with this picture NOW HE HAS 2 KILLS! MUAHHAHAHA LOOPHOLE.


Hum, good point!?


3 days left until my final verdict
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the winner is...

sgt stutter

See you in game... I will do my best I promise!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont have any quotes but i did manage to convince all jump off of merderet church tower that one time. it kinda went like this

Me(allied):hey everyone jump
EVERYONE ELSE: NO, SCREW THAT, NO
Me: come on it will be fun
EVERYONE: FINE
(as they jump)
me: muhahahahaha(busts out .50 cal)
axis: you ass
allied:you ass
me:I am the survivor, EYE OF THE TIGER FOOLS


it went something like that but was a lot longer(most of it me trying to convince them)
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Easy, cya in game.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WAIT! I got the best of all,

Axis (me): EAT THE STEELE BOY

............or...............

Allie (me): BOW DOWN TO THE GREASE GUN!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bezzy-|m0m|- wrote:
WAIT! I got the best of all,

Axis (me): EAT THE STEELE BOY

............or...............

Allie (me): BOW DOWN TO THE GREASE GUN!


Too much overheard...
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah your right, i need to stop killing people....*Thinks to self* maybe not.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allies: "Sprechen ze Deutch my good man?"
Axis: "Ya"
Allies: "Well droppen ze dead."
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