Hillbilly Vasectomy

sgt stutter · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:03 pm Post subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy

Hillbilly Vasectomy:

After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple
decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it
in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, " said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
> 1
> 2
> 3
> 4
> 5 At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia.
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{Focus}LUNT · Registered User Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 36

how do you circumsize a hillbilly.......kick his sister in the chin.......

powdermilkman · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:35 pm Post subject:

I think it works well in Arkansas since being from Mississippi we have to pick on those mountain folks

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Fred Astaire · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:08 pm Post subject:

funny one
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cobra · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:28 pm Post subject:

probably does sting a bit. LOL

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_-=Did It Hurt=-_ · Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:37 pm Post subject:

hahaha

(my two cents)
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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:03 am Post subject:

So a fine young georgian of 15 tells his parents that he wants to marry his pretty little 13 year old cousin... his father says "ok son, invite her over to dinner so we can meet her..."

So on the night of the dinner, the father starts asking his niece/soon to be daughter in law a whole bunch of questions...

Q: Can you read?
A: A little...

Q: Can you cook?
A: Yes...

This goes on and on... finally the father is almost satisfied... just so he could be sure of her purity, he asks:

Q: Are you a virgin?
A: (blushing) yes...

Immediately the father jumps up, grabs the poor girl, and throws her out the door and yells "Don't you ever let me catch you near my boy again!"

The son is naturally shocked, and demands to know what was wrong so the father says "because she's a virgin"...

"What's so wrong with that!?" Asks the boy...

"If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!"

sgt stutter · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:14 am Post subject:

Nice one BBF
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Bada Bing · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:18 am Post subject:

LOL BBF

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don't hate on GA

i'm a GA redneck

cobra · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 10:02 am Post subject:

BBF

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