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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:03 pm    Post subject: Hillbilly Vasectomy Reply with quote

Hillbilly Vasectomy:

After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple
decided that 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it
in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, " said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:
> 1
> 2
> 3
> 4
> 5 At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:25 pm    Post subject: how about a hillbilly circumcision Reply with quote

how do you circumsize a hillbilly.......kick his sister in the chin.......
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it works well in Arkansas since being from Mississippi we have to pick on those mountain folks


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl funny one
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:09 pm    Post subject: Re: how about a hillbilly circumcision Reply with quote

{Focus}LUNT wrote:
how do you circumsize a hillbilly.......kick his sister in the chin.......


How do you circumsize a east-coast-idiot? kick his brother in the chin
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably does sting a bit. LOL
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: how about a hillbilly circumcision Reply with quote

Mr.Kason Allen wrote:
{Focus}LUNT wrote:
how do you circumsize a hillbilly.......kick his sister in the chin.......


How do you circumsize a east-coast-idiot? kick his brother in the chin


Hahaha and the South shall rise again because shit floats
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:27 pm    Post subject: Re: how about a hillbilly circumcision Reply with quote

Bada Bing wrote:
Mr.Kason Allen wrote:
{Focus}LUNT wrote:
how do you circumsize a hillbilly.......kick his sister in the chin.......


How do you circumsize a east-coast-idiot? kick his brother in the chin


Hahaha and the South shall rise again because shit floats


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:29 pm    Post subject: Re: how about a hillbilly circumcision Reply with quote

{Focus}LUNT wrote:
how do you circumsize a hillbilly.......kick his sister in the chin.......

hehe I heard it "how do you castrate a hillbilly.."
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2003 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha

(my two cents)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So a fine young georgian of 15 tells his parents that he wants to marry his pretty little 13 year old cousin... his father says "ok son, invite her over to dinner so we can meet her..."

So on the night of the dinner, the father starts asking his niece/soon to be daughter in law a whole bunch of questions...

Q: Can you read?
A: A little...

Q: Can you cook?
A: Yes...

This goes on and on... finally the father is almost satisfied... just so he could be sure of her purity, he asks:

Q: Are you a virgin?
A: (blushing) yes...

Immediately the father jumps up, grabs the poor girl, and throws her out the door and yells "Don't you ever let me catch you near my boy again!"

The son is naturally shocked, and demands to know what was wrong so the father says "because she's a virgin"...

"What's so wrong with that!?" Asks the boy...

"If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl Nice one BBF
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL BBF
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't hate on GA i'm a GA redneck
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2003 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Rofl BBF
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