| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Chan
Registered User
Joined: 01 Nov 2001
Location: In a pool of cess
Posts: 2311
|
 Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:24 pm Post subject: Joke |
 |
|
DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG......
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "S**t."
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Mongoose_Slayer
Registered User
Joined: 23 Feb 2002
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 1582
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:44 pm Post subject: |
|
|
lol, that same joke was posted not even a week ago  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
OS
Registered User
Joined: 05 Nov 2001
Location: Sydney Guild: <TVB>
Posts: 1574
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 2:18 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Was it? Lol, it's good  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
sgt stutter
Server Admin
Joined: 12 Apr 2002
Location: Southern CA Guild: <eVa> & V$
Posts: 2866
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
FUNNY JOKE !!
