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Chan Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:24 pm Post subject: Joke |
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DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG......
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "S**t." _________________
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Mongoose_Slayer Registered User
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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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lol, that same joke was posted not even a week ago ![](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Was it? Lol, it's good ![](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) |
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