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SpeCies Registered User

Joined: 05 Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Guild: <TVB> Posts: 1948
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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I did the samething Hoaxie, only it was not an engineer, it was a medic. I remember running from my team medics cause I thought they were just screwing around with me. There was this one game where I did nothing but TK my teams medics cause they were alway's wanting to touch me. This went on until I was kicked
| hoaxie wrote: | I remember an engie banging the crap out of me with his spanner repeatedly... I thought to myself... What the hell?! Get out of my way!!
It wasn't until later I noticed I gained armor when they hit me. |
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John Doe Server Admin


Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 4979
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Ktulu wrote: | finally had enough so I wrote down the name of the server and was going to complain to the owner... the name of the server was [FoxBots].
I then discovered that I had been fighting with bots the whole time, not even real people, for 2 days I was cussing out robots and did not even know it.
I was so embarrassed that I changed my screen name and never returned to that server again |
ROTFLMFAO
Thanks Ktulu I needed a good laugh like that, just about made me cry I was laughing so hard. What a Noob
The best noob story I remember was a friend of mine (yes, it didnt happen to me, honest!) who had a hard time playing because the text on the screen was so huge from in game chat. This was after he had played for over a year. Turns out he was running at the default resolution of 320 X 200 or whatever the heck it is in Halflife.
As for me, it took a long time for me to figure out how to upgrade a SG and I also recall it took a little time to figure out how to charge the sniper rifle.
Thank god for noobs though or we would never have anyone for us to mow down
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Violent Pacifist Registered User

Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Location: Ft. Worth, TX Posts: 1776
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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I never did anything n00bish, I've always been 1337 _________________
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. |
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Paddyjack Registered User

Joined: 15 Jan 2002 Location: Québec, Canada Guild: <eVa> Posts: 1722
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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My first QTF game, I was a soldier, and succeded getting the flag. I thought that to score you only had to bring the flag in the base. So then I was there with the flag in my base, and everybody was like "wtf where is the flag??", so then I went into respawn, had no idea how to type a message, and there was that medic healing me but I thought he was shooting at me because in QTF, the medpack was looking like an axe. SO I was shooting rockets at him
But then finally someone got my attention and asked me to follow him to the cap point  _________________ PJ --- ancient IDIOT with a rusty CROWBAR....
but still SWINGING!
Rock2..... JUST SAY NO!!!!! |
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thewz Registered User
Joined: 18 Aug 2001 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1744
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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I had never played any fps other than UT, and for those of you who have played UT, you must bring the nme flag to your flag to cap.
As you can imagine, when I got the enemy flag out of their base for the first time, I was ecstatic. I could hear the sound of shotgun fire, and the bass from my sub woofer was so loud I could literally feel the rockets flying by me. I finally got down to the basement and started hopping around on top of my flag trying to cap. After 5 minutes of my hopping madness my teammates were getting pretty annoyed and began cussing, yelling and calling for an admin.
Thus my llama days had begun. |
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rAT bOY Registered User

Joined: 25 Sep 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 442
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 12:30 am Post subject: |
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Once i shot someone with the flag and he died. his name was like "homo pug" or something and he's like omg wtf newb homo stop shooting me and i'm like ok ysy i win, and he was on my team too so i stole his flag!! and then this guy named "violent pacifist" appears out of nowhere (hax) and kills me in 1 hit with a magical bouncy pineapple (omg what a hacker)
/me is leeteriest than vp!!!!!!!!! _________________
I love you JTHM <3
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JTHM Registered User

Joined: 30 Apr 2002 Location: Plymouth, MN Posts: 406
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| rAT bOY wrote: | Once i shot someone with the flag and he died. his name was like "homo pug" or something and he's like omg wtf newb homo stop shooting me and i'm like ok ysy i win, and he was on my team too so i stole his flag!! and then this guy named "violent pacifist" appears out of nowhere (hax) and kills me in 1 hit with a magical bouncy pineapple (omg what a hacker)
/me is leeteriest than vp!!!!!!!!! |
rat forgot his meds again  _________________
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Ameanman Registered User

Joined: 02 Jun 2002 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 781
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:20 am Post subject: |
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| First time i play TFC as pyro, and i thought it was a godly weapon and could incinerate everyone really fast, id go up to ppl and just stand in front of them flaming away.....got killed bunch of times before i realized that it took strategy to kil ppl with it. |
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Violent Pacifist Registered User

Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Location: Ft. Worth, TX Posts: 1776
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| rAT bOY wrote: | Once i shot someone with the flag and he died. his name was like "homo pug" or something and he's like omg wtf newb homo stop shooting me and i'm like ok ysy i win, and he was on my team too so i stole his flag!! and then this guy named "violent pacifist" appears out of nowhere (hax) and kills me in 1 hit with a magical bouncy pineapple (omg what a hacker)
/me is leeteriest than vp!!!!!!!!! |
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] Registered User
Joined: 14 Jul 2002 Location: ~ Phoenix Bound ~ Posts: 2444
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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my noobages days starting out getting lost or asking questions like where is the cap point and or what do u do with the flag... that was for tfc and i didn't even know which class to start off with.. i am so looking back at those days that i am glad there was great people to help me out as a noob... |
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hoaxie Registered User

Joined: 16 Dec 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 4471
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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...oh and there was this time I went into spawn infected...  _________________
LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE! |
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JuVaNiLe Registered User

Joined: 10 Aug 2002 Location: A Boring Town In A Boring State Posts: 1926
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| o i remember a noobish experince the first time i played tfc i got killed jeez i sucked but that was the only time |
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Fred Astaire Registered User

Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Location: -=New York=- Guild: =B3-USV= Posts: 846
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Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Kazebari wrote: | One of my most embarrassing moments was wondering how to build level 2 and 3 sgs. I kept asking everyone: "HOW DO YOU BUILD LVL2 AND LVL3 SGS???!?!!?!" this went on for about a month until i saw the number with the bowling ball in the bottom whenever i pulled my wrench.  |
i did something like that, except i kept hitting the sg and it would never uprgarede, then i noticed when i died and hit it it would upgrade so everyimte i needed to upgrade my sg i would kill myslef in order to do it _________________
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