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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did the samething Hoaxie, only it was not an engineer, it was a medic. I remember running from my team medics cause I thought they were just screwing around with me. There was this one game where I did nothing but TK my teams medics cause they were alway's wanting to touch me. This went on until I was kicked

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I remember an engie banging the crap out of me with his spanner repeatedly... I thought to myself... What the hell?! Get out of my way!!

It wasn't until later I noticed I gained armor when they hit me.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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finally had enough so I wrote down the name of the server and was going to complain to the owner... the name of the server was [FoxBots].
I then discovered that I had been fighting with bots the whole time, not even real people, for 2 days I was cussing out robots and did not even know it.
I was so embarrassed that I changed my screen name and never returned to that server again




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Thanks Ktulu I needed a good laugh like that, just about made me cry I was laughing so hard. What a Noob



The best noob story I remember was a friend of mine (yes, it didnt happen to me, honest!) who had a hard time playing because the text on the screen was so huge from in game chat. This was after he had played for over a year. Turns out he was running at the default resolution of 320 X 200 or whatever the heck it is in Halflife.

As for me, it took a long time for me to figure out how to upgrade a SG and I also recall it took a little time to figure out how to charge the sniper rifle.

Thank god for noobs though or we would never have anyone for us to mow down



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never did anything n00bish, I've always been 1337
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




My first QTF game, I was a soldier, and succeded getting the flag. I thought that to score you only had to bring the flag in the base. So then I was there with the flag in my base, and everybody was like "wtf where is the flag??", so then I went into respawn, had no idea how to type a message, and there was that medic healing me but I thought he was shooting at me because in QTF, the medpack was looking like an axe. SO I was shooting rockets at him

But then finally someone got my attention and asked me to follow him to the cap point
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had never played any fps other than UT, and for those of you who have played UT, you must bring the nme flag to your flag to cap.

As you can imagine, when I got the enemy flag out of their base for the first time, I was ecstatic. I could hear the sound of shotgun fire, and the bass from my sub woofer was so loud I could literally feel the rockets flying by me. I finally got down to the basement and started hopping around on top of my flag trying to cap. After 5 minutes of my hopping madness my teammates were getting pretty annoyed and began cussing, yelling and calling for an admin.




Thus my llama days had begun.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once i shot someone with the flag and he died. his name was like "homo pug" or something and he's like omg wtf newb homo stop shooting me and i'm like ok ysy i win, and he was on my team too so i stole his flag!! and then this guy named "violent pacifist" appears out of nowhere (hax) and kills me in 1 hit with a magical bouncy pineapple (omg what a hacker)

/me is leeteriest than vp!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rAT bOY wrote:
Once i shot someone with the flag and he died. his name was like "homo pug" or something and he's like omg wtf newb homo stop shooting me and i'm like ok ysy i win, and he was on my team too so i stole his flag!! and then this guy named "violent pacifist" appears out of nowhere (hax) and kills me in 1 hit with a magical bouncy pineapple (omg what a hacker)

/me is leeteriest than vp!!!!!!!!!


rat forgot his meds again
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First time i play TFC as pyro, and i thought it was a godly weapon and could incinerate everyone really fast, id go up to ppl and just stand in front of them flaming away.....got killed bunch of times before i realized that it took strategy to kil ppl with it.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rAT bOY wrote:
Once i shot someone with the flag and he died. his name was like "homo pug" or something and he's like omg wtf newb homo stop shooting me and i'm like ok ysy i win, and he was on my team too so i stole his flag!! and then this guy named "violent pacifist" appears out of nowhere (hax) and kills me in 1 hit with a magical bouncy pineapple (omg what a hacker)

/me is leeteriest than vp!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my noobages days starting out getting lost or asking questions like where is the cap point and or what do u do with the flag... that was for tfc and i didn't even know which class to start off with.. i am so looking back at those days that i am glad there was great people to help me out as a noob...
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...oh and there was this time I went into spawn infected...
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

o i remember a noobish experince the first time i played tfc i got killed jeez i sucked but that was the only time
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kazebari wrote:
One of my most embarrassing moments was wondering how to build level 2 and 3 sgs. I kept asking everyone: "HOW DO YOU BUILD LVL2 AND LVL3 SGS???!?!!?!" this went on for about a month until i saw the number with the bowling ball in the bottom whenever i pulled my wrench.


i did something like that, except i kept hitting the sg and it would never uprgarede, then i noticed when i died and hit it it would upgrade so everyimte i needed to upgrade my sg i would kill myslef in order to do it
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