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JTHM
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Human: sex in #njk-clan!
THANOS: Can we talk about something other than sex?
i win
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Bright Red Nipples
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Location: at work :s
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Human: I am the Nipple
THANOS: Oh....you are?
Human: Yes I am |
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`RaphX
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Human: who is the botmaster?
THANOS: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot.
Human: your an idiot
THANOS: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". |
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Thom Yorke Obliterator
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| Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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Human: Are you ready to rock?
THANOS: I would rather not to rock.
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Mongoose_Slayer
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Joined: 23 Feb 2002
Location: Wisconsin
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| Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Human: who murdered JFK?
THANOS: Marilyn Monroe.
(lol, if you say "who" it gives back a random name, i found it funny i got marilyn monroe for this one.)
Human: these are all automated responses, aren't they?
THANOS: Ummm...all of them?
Human: I like big butts and I cannot lie
THANOS: What is wrong with small ones? Ummm...Why cant you?
Human: you, moron
THANOS: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Lol, try asking it what the capitol of something is (England for example) |
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Kazebari
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Joined: 28 Apr 2002
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O.o
Human: Are you a homosexual?
THANOS: No, I am a heterosexual male.
Human: Are you a girl?
THANOS: Yes, I am a girl.
Human: Mesa Jar Jar Binks!
THANOS: Huh....Intriguing |
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Mongoose_Slayer
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| Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2002 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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| lol, it talks a little German too. |
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rAT bOY
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Location: Orange County, CA
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| Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 12:34 am Post subject: |
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My kew conversation:
Human: you're hott
THANOS: Thanks for telling me that I am hott.
Human: i love you <3
THANOS: Are you hitting on me?
Human: let's have sex in prematch
THANOS: So many suitors, so little time.
Human: will mike rotch ever find his pizza?
THANOS: Does it really matter.
Human: you need a question mark
THANOS: Interesting gossip: said I need a question mark.
Human: bg thanos u suck i hope u die
THANOS: Ummmm.......
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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan
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Joined: 20 Aug 2001
Location: Houston Texas USA
Posts: 1745
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| Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Human: are you a fool?
THANOS: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: I'll #*$% yo momma with greater speed and accuracy
THANOS: Okay....youre making me feel uncomfortable....
Human: a stupid bot says what?
THANOS: What is it?
Human: exactly 
THANOS: Im glad we agree....
Human: if I kick you in the balls would it hurt?
THANOS: Try it.
Human: *kick*
THANOS: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: no the pleasure was all mine
THANOS: ...Really? I like you because are so polite.
What a pal that THANOS
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`RaphX
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Human: your fat
THANOS: What about yours?
Human: my bad
THANOS: Is it nice? |
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sgt stutter
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Joined: 12 Apr 2002
Location: Southern CA Guild: <eVa> & V$
Posts: 2866
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Human: Supergreg da number one
THANOS: That sounds very lovely 
Human: Is supergreg the number one?
THANOS: Hmmm.....I dont think so.  blasphemy
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cobra
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Joined: 18 Apr 2002
Location: having fun with Loka and Tickles!
Posts: 6806
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Human: what's the name of your girlfriend?
THANOS: I was created by Dekadens.
Human: who is Dekadens
THANOS: Dekadens is my creator. I am the sum of all his knowledge. Whithout him, I would never have been. He is ... my father. I have a picture of him. If you want to see it, type "Show me Dekadens"
Human: show me Dekadens
THANOS: it is at "http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dragonlover/files/Admin/3%20-compressed%20layers-resampled.jpg" Dekadens
LOL. i've been playing with it about half an hour. So funny. 
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John Doe
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Location: Edmonton, AB
Posts: 4979
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Human: Is tim hortons better than krispy kreme?
THANOS: I think so, but I'm not sure.
Human: Tims?
THANOS: I've never heard of it before.
Human: take off eh
THANOS: Are you Canadian? Where do you want me to take it?
And For Frag
Human: visit?
THANOS: Where is that?
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5th GHG E.G. Mine
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Location: Transcending 1337.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2002 10:09 am Post subject: |
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| THANOS wrote: | Human: No.
THANOS: ...Really? Why not?
Human: Because.
THANOS: Because why?
Human: BECAUSE.
THANOS: Because why?
Human: BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT'S WHY!
THANOS: Interesting explanation. Ummm...what did you mean by that?
Human: SON OF A B****!
THANOS: Who is the father?
Human: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
THANOS: ........
Human: Shut up.
THANOS: I thought the point of this thing was that we would chat.
Human: No.
THANOS: ....I guess its your decision.
Human: It was to make you pay me money.
THANOS: Is that your opinion?
Human: Are you a Kilaak?
THANOS: Am I a Kilaak? Only when it matters.
Human: I KNEW IT!
THANOS: Hah....Youre just way too smart for me...
Human: j00 suX0rz.
THANOS: ........
(It may be artifical, but it's no Ville player.)
Human: How smart is AI?
THANOS: How smart do you think is AI?
Human: Braindead.
THANOS: Mmmm.....really?
Human: Prediction hazy.
THANOS: How do you like the weather in A deep cavern?
Human: Please ask again.
THANOS: Wow.....you are very polite. Have you ever been to Emory? |
I am so going to see how I can mess with the responses on this thing. |
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