[The Nanite]

What Kind of hangovers do you get?



One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, your are craving a sub and steak fries.


Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity
pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite
havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.



Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive.
Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the
flavored schnapp's shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life
would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke-yet you haven't peed once!



Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you
might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (for the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five sh1ts you take during the day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters the bathroom.



Five Star Hangover, (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the
employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to
splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about
right now....
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[WiseOldJames{ATL}]

One star , i never got hang overs

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[The Nanite]

Unfortunately I've been known to nausiate people with vodka vapors...
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[cobra]

number one. i don't have hangovers the next morning. But once i'm drunk you better see if there is a toilet free cause i will have to puke!! But i don't have hang overs.
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[-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas]]

well to point out for the information i drink!! And i wanna thx bushido for bring this to our attention.. i would place mine with no stars because i dont drink... see ya all soon for fun and frags

[Azrael]

Jesus, I had a five star once, about six years ago. Something possessed me to drink a bottle of 100 proof SoCo in an hour and a half. After falling down and staring at the spinning stars (we were on the beach), I had to depend on my roommate to protect me from the advances of some gay guy (thank God for roommates)!!! Then, after getting home, I woke up the next day and preceeded to punk for six hours, mmmmmmmm, SoCo tastes even better when it's comin back up!!!! To this day I can't touch SoCo or I'll start gagging
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[(+)ASSASSIN(+)]

Generally im a one star kinda guy, but dont be fooled, ive hit every star on that spectrum once or twice Thats when you know youve partied like a rockstar and had a good night
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[`RaphX]

Three is my worst (best). For some reason, my most fun nights seem to result in Twos. After a bad night/morning, I do tend to go off alcohol for a long time. My appetite for it right now is probably negative , although that means spending less money on the stuff

[Hosway[CJP]]

1 star fo me. But for my brother, Soy-Taino, once before, he was at his friend's house and were playing card games and betting money. To the looser, The deal was if he did drank 10 kinds of liccour on 10 different cups(these cups were really big) in a minute or less, then the money goes to the victor. My bro chuged all ten cups in just under a minute. He regained his $150 money. about 2-3 hours later he went unconcious. it was sleepin time for him. after that he ended up pukin his guts off. That makes em a 5 starer...

Times like this i say to myself, good o' times
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Hosway[CJP] is now Doppelgangster.
Come, let's talk with swords!

[Wood]

Aren't you guys like 15?
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[Hosway[CJP]]

[Kazebari]

I'm 12.

When i was 8 or so, I once thought this glass of sparkling wine was Sprite.

So i drank it.

And immediately spit it out all over the floor (thank god for tiling) once i noticed it didn't taste like Sprite.

I've learned MY lesson.