Things that suck about shoulder surgery

Azrael

Azrael's Top Ten Reasons Why Shoulder Surgery Sux:
10. It hurts.

9. Sling they give you only matches one outfit.

8. Being stuck at home means you have much more time to
do......absolutely nothing!!

7. There is absolutely no one on any Ville servers at 1:38 PM EST

6. Impossible to drive a stick (right shoulder).

5. All your friends have two good shoulders and therefore have twice as many things they can do with their time.

4. Do you know how hard it is to play TFC without moving your shoulder? Try it sometime.

3. Checking CNN.com was fun the first 38 times, but it seems to have lost some of the magic.

2. You're stuck at home, and there's no cable TV, your friends work all day, and you really want some caramel ice cream.

1. Your female friends insist on stuffing things into what they now call your "Man-Purse" (AKA "The Sling").

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BlackHawk_REG_1 · Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:17 pm Post subject:

ouch
i broke my wrist last year, that was when i was addicted to diablo 2 LoD. i had to learn how to play with my LEFT hand! i know how hard is it to have a sling, but dont worry

once ur out, you'll feel 100 times better and you'll get on the ville and pwn me

anyways, hope ya get better

Azrael · Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 10:29 pm Post subject:

Thanks guys, Actually, I've been practicing, and it's not so bad playing with my arm stuck to my side, I just look like a tard. My roommate was laughing at me watching me try and play, so that's encouraging. I know that if I never get really good at TFC I'll always have comedy to fall back on.

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WiseOldJames{ATL} · Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 10:34 pm Post subject:

when chicks put stuff in your man purse just go "...OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!! OH THA PAIN!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! YOUR SICK YOUR SICK! or something along the lines like that

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 11:05 pm Post subject:

Well, at least you have one good arm. That means you can still . . . you know.
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Replica · Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 11:41 pm Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 2:01 am Post subject:

wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean? thank God I'm left handed (did I just write that?!?!) Oh well, cabs are a great idea, but I don't think North Carolinans believe in them, at least not where I live. There's two ranches down the street, several farms, and aside from that, absolutely nothing. I'd have better luck catching a horse drawn wagon to town to go to the general store. Domino's wont even deliver to me, the bastards, and they're like three streets down!!!!

I guess that's what I get for wanting to live away from base, where it's nice and quiet. Some mornings when I get up (OK lately it's more like, some afternoons, when I get up), I go check the mail, and I hear random gunfire. I think people round these here parts still hunt their food down on occasion. Not that I'm knocking that lifestyle, it's just a little weird hearing the bullets fly on your way to the mailbox. #Sniper

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BlackHawk_REG_1 · Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 7:46 am Post subject:

haha man i'd be freaked out to hear a bullet zip in the air, then see my neighbor come out of the woods with a moose. lol i'd be out of there in no time. THOSE BASTARDS AT DOMINOS!!

hey but there IS this pizza company that will deliver ANYWHERE in the world. yup you heard me ANYWHERE, they delivered one pizza on top of some moutain summit, took 21 days to deliver, but he still got his piza right? Take car Aza

BlackHawk_REG_1 · Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 7:47 am Post subject:

haha man i'd be freaked out to hear a bullet zip in the air, then see my neighbor come out of the woods with a moose. lol i'd be out of there in no time. THOSE BASTARDS AT DOMINOS!!

hey but there IS this pizza company that will deliver ANYWHERE in the world. yup you heard me ANYWHERE, they delivered one pizza on top of some moutain summit, took 21 days to deliver, but he still got his piza right? Take car Aza

p.s. where do u guys get those extra smilies? like his sniper one down there

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 12:49 pm Post subject:

Do they have moose (or is it meese) in NC
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Azrael · Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 1:01 pm Post subject:

I don't know about moose, but I'm pretty sure there's deer here, and lots of possum, they're all over the damn roads!! And to get more smiley faces, just click the button on the left that says view more emoticons. And I wonder how much of a tip the delivery guy got for that one!!!I would've hated to have to lug around a pizza for 14,000 ft.!!!
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