If you're happy and you know it...

Greebo

(As usual if you (the mods) think it's too political, delete it)

To the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" (Author Unknown)

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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Replica · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 11:57 am Post subject:

read the first verse.. and i'm done. may get to it later when i need to laugh at something though,lol!
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Hamese · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 1:06 pm Post subject:

We have support from other countries.
We went to NATO, and thus far have gone by thier rules and votes.
We are waiting for the inspections.
Yes, we are planning to attack because everyone knows what kind of background Iraq has (it's called being proactive).
Yes, we care for innocent people, thats why it hasn't happened yet, but apperantly they don't.... rememeber 9/11.
The elections are not close, so why try to act strong?
I could keep going, but most people outside the US will not understand, and thoes extreme liberial people that do live here.
Thanks for your insight, eventhough I would like to say stfu, I know you can write what you feel.
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Twisted29 · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 1:21 pm Post subject:

Let me summerize what most people are going to say about this:

1. Our battle against Iraq is justified.
2. America is in the right.
3. Greebo doesn't know what he's talking about.
4. Greebo's not even American, so even if he DID know what he was talking about, his point would be moot.

Now, with that out of the way....Greebo, you're bloody hilarious!!

That was perhaps your best work yet (minus the ville time warp of course!). I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but your insight is great. I'm looking forwards to your 'greatest hits' album

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Greebo · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 1:23 pm Post subject:

I didn't write it - wish I did though. (Hence why it says Author Unknown).
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Replica · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 1:40 pm Post subject:

wait wait wait wait... greebo is from scotland? and i didn't knwo this???
not like its the first time i didn't realize someone wasn't america. now let me get this straight... they released the game in other countries? who are the ad geniuses that came up with this one?? maybe tis my close-mindedness( is that a word?) but doesn't this just seem leik some ploy to make money? craaaazy sierra always burnign a hoel in my pocket and now the pocket of many other nations!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll refer to my previous comment that 98% of my posts are sarcasm and 2% are bs, lol

good day to you sir!!!!!!
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ToRaK · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 2:36 pm Post subject:

Scottish people smell funneh...

I think I'm going to move there when I'm 18.
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Twisted29 · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 3:15 pm Post subject:

Shhh...I'm trying to make you sound good!!!
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 3:42 pm Post subject:

Lol, nice song Greebo

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 5:35 pm Post subject:

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 5:45 pm Post subject:

Sully smells of the goat. . .

Scottish. . . hmm. . I've never smelt a Scot. I've smelt a Scott. An old college friend of mine, he was quite the philanthropist of flatulence. He smelled pretty bad.. .
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2002 6:35 pm Post subject:

I don't care if Greebo is american or not, that was hilarious. I won't go on politically but, damn good stuff.
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Goldom · Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 12:00 pm Post subject:

...I don't have anything particular to say, but I feel I ought to post in these sorts of threads just to support them. Yay.

FragFailure · Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 12:06 pm Post subject:

ah the end of the gruelling day...

BrainDonors

Oh, and I have no comment...I'm in a peaceful mood right now

I'm more worried about me than bombs 3,000 miles away. We play the game with the bravery of being out of range anyway.
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