Do you find yourself wondering?

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 3:55 pm Post subject:

Does spending excessive amount of time playing TFC make you a computer nerd?

When visiting a friend or businness do you find yoursef asking if they have internet access and heading to the Ville just to see what is happening. Then in disgust you cant believe they dont have the XPlug installed to see whos on TV1 and 2. how do these people live!

When its time to go to work do you find yourself staying put until your hopelessly late.

2 hours from quiting time you've already left the job in your head and are prerunning thru your victorious march into the Church for the final cap.

Does dual monitors come in handy so you can post, play and track your stats at the same time.

When a client is describing how she would like her kitchen remodeled do you find yourself thinking... Hw with shotgun would really be fun. I'm going to try that tonight.

With shock and amazement you can't understand
why other people just can't see the fun and enjoyment of these games and they even seem to think we need their pity. HA

When reviewing your D- from the report on your hobbies that your lame English teacher demanded you write you think back on when you got Rob to send you 6 months of game logs and attaching a few screen shots of your high scores you turned it in expecting an "A".

Even your Math teacher can't explain the math as to why your stats just suck even though your personel score is in the top 3 in each game.

when stuck in traffic does lag and ping rate come to mind?

If you think this post is crazy you are a newbie.

If you find these things to be true you are a regular.

If you laugh at this and immediatly go to into a game your a Veteran.

If your reading this and don't have a clue. You don't belong here leave now!

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FragFailure · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 4:09 pm Post subject:

Do you ever find yourself saying "Just one more map and I'll log."

Do you ever plot three steps ahead to get around that HW?

Do you ever throw a fit when you die to a "lucky" grenade or shot?

Do you ever plan to be the first person on the ville when it goes on?

Have you ever explained the term "llama" to a non player and get a weird reaction?

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of any debate about the rules (or the NTF mod) on the ville?

Are you a "Pro" poster here?

Did you understand the Sentry Gun joke that Rob posted here a few months ago?

Use Roof's rules above to grade yourself

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 4:11 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get it?

When your friends think you hang out at a bar called The Ville, you might be an addict!

Good one roofcutter. Entirely too true.

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SpeCies · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 4:17 pm Post subject:

Hey Roof, I know what you mean.. Just the other day I was told by my girl friend that
"I had no Class!!" What kind of crap is that to say? Sure I do, I play Spy and HW! 8-p

Twisted29 · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:19 pm Post subject:

These are some I'm guilty of

If you've being kicked off of the ville because Rob arrived at work.

If you've ever had the urge to make a TVB bumpersticker.

If you can remember what the old skins look like.

If you can remember TurkeyBurgerVille.

If you wonder what CounterStrike is.

If you've ever tried picking up a girl by telling cool TFC stories (Hey baby, I kill at the ville.....)

If you suddenly realize that your 'lucky' grenade kills are all planned.

If you can name all 9 classes....by order of speed, armorment, and health.

If you can name all 29 weapons...alphabetically (still working on this one)

If you convince the wife/girfriend to actually try to play TFC

If you find yourself naming pets after TFC characters/maps

The Ville is your homepage

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:07 pm Post subject:

Eeww Old skin HW guy, I think he looked messed up. I Like the new skins and hardly remember the old ones.

I've done some of those things, but I still can't name all 29 weapons, or all the classes without thinking a while. I do have the nasty habit of playing "Just one more 40 minute round, then I'll go to bed, do homework" reminds me of that alchoholic commercial a few years back.

"Her Bartender one more round"

"I can quit any time"

Though all my friends play the new Wolf 3D and Unreal Tournament. So I have to adjust while playing them and then readjust when I come back here.

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Demented Avenger · Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 7:10 pm Post subject:

When all your free time at home is spent playing TFC and all your free time at work is browsing and posting in theville forums.

If you ever got pissed because no one plays on TV5 during the day. Why is this anyway?

If you ever been jealous of someone cause they always seem to be on the servers and you wish you had that much time.

If you ever dreamed of winning the lotto so you could play TFC 24/7.

If you ever looked at a tricked out Alienware rig and thought, Oh my, the frags I could get if I had that. I would rule theville!!Mwahahahaha!!!!!!

If you ever thought at one time or another. FragFailer must be cheating.

I wish I was an admin so I too, could make a Llama sound like one. Bleeeet, Brawr. LOLOLOLOL

If you were ever proud of yourself for going 5 for 5 against FragFailer.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2001 6:01 pm Post subject:

Haha Win Lotto and TFC 24/7 whoootttt...never gave it a thought....

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2001 6:33 pm Post subject:

AlienWare, hah, they stole my case. The punks, The ChenMing, I had it first alienware, get lost. Plus Mine's got better stuff inside.

"You begin to think what a waste of time to eat and go to the restroom, you could be playing during that time."

"You Eat While playing to or surfing TheVille.org"

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Twisted29 · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2001 7:17 pm Post subject:

Not funny powers, I just happen to be eating dinner now....