Bohemian Llama

Greebo · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2001 11:26 am Post subject:

Ok I've been at it again, a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's partly a dialogue/speech thing
The separate "speakers" are shown by separated by gaps in the text:

First is Me
Then it's anyone who plays regularly
Then any admin
Then any other regular player
Then Llama
Then Me (with echoes from other players)
Then Llama
Then a regular player
Then a message to all llamas

Ok here goes:

The Ville's just a server?
It ain't to me-e-eeee
It's like a home
An escape from reality
Open Your Eyes
Look Up to the Skies and Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I see no darkness.
I see new entities.
But I'm not new here
At The Ville
Don't quite know
Who I'll Kill
I can be quite nasty
Llamas are annoying to meeeee
(To meeeeeee)

Llama!
Just killed me, man
Put a knife into my head
Drew some blood and now I'm dead
Llama!
I had just been spawned!
And now I'm mad, he's killed me once again!
Llama!
Ooooooooooh!
You really need to die
Camping the Spawns requires no skills at all
Carry On, Carry on
Will admins be here soon?

Too late, Your time has come
Didn't seem to make me cry,
When you had to say goodbye
Goodbye, you llamas, it's time to go
Gotta kick you off the server once again
Llama!
Oooooooohh!!!
I didn't wanna die
But you just stood in spawns and just carried onnnnnn........

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(Guitar solo)
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I see an admin flying thru the sky
Must be John, Must be John
Here to rid us of the llama
Speed cheat 1 does nicely
3 if they are feisty
ME!
Robert E Lee (Robert E Lee)
Robert E Lee (Robert E Lee)
Robert E Lee is the man
(There he go-o-o-o-o-o-esss)
I've seen a man with his feet in concrete
He's seen a man with his feet in concrete
Wonder who could've
Done such a thing?

"I am stuck
I can't move
Will you let me go?"

I wonder:
NO!
I will not let you go
(Don't let go) I wonder:
I Will not let you go
(Don't let go) I wonder:
I Will not let you go (Not let you go) let you go (let you go) let you go
Never Never Never let you go (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No no no no no no no!

"Oh deary me, oh deary me
Must've been that Greebo
He's got commands
That are totally reserved for me"
(For meeee, for meeeeeee, for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)

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(Headbanging Guitar Solo)
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So you think you can llama and make us all diiiieeeee??
So you think you annoy us and make us all cryyyyy??
Ohhhhhh Llama, can't do this to us llama!
Just gotta go get, Just gotta go get admins in here!

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(Headbanging Guitar Solo again)
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(Ooooooooohh ooooooooohhhhh ooooooooooohhhhhh oooooh yeah oooooh yeah)
Admins here are ruthless
As you all can see
Llamas don't belong here
Llamas don't belong at The Villllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:28 pm Post subject:

Now all we need is a Karoke machine and some good singers and everytime a Llama needs "adjusting" you can bind his feet to the ground and have that song play over and over until he kicks himself out of the game

John Doe · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2001 8:09 pm Post subject:

This is a serious cry for help. Greebo is obviously suffering from the dialup blues. Without his high speed connection he is reduced to entertaining himself in whatever way he can due to the slownes of dialup. Writing TFC songs is no substitute for the real thing Greebo, get out there and find a friend with a cable modem, ask if you can crash there for the night then stay for 9 months.

JD

Greebo · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2001 6:41 am Post subject:

Damn
I've been found out
Hrm.....
The dialup Blues

wonder if that'd be a good song

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Maian · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2001 6:24 pm Post subject:

Greebo, how do you keep coming up with these songs? Theyre awesome! But seriously dude, if this is what you do with your free time, you need to get out more. =)

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SilverOne · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:52 am Post subject:

hahaha

That was great Greebo!

Thanks for the laugh today, needed it!

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My Personal Insanity · Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2002 9:37 pm Post subject:

ancient thread bump
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Greebo · Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2002 9:44 pm Post subject:

Bloody hell - that's a blast from the past.
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Darkath · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 12:49 am Post subject:

Bohemian Rhapsody was voted the all time song in Europe just recently. Click the link below:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20021109/en_nm/people_queen_dc
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Azrael · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:29 am Post subject:

somebody get this man a beer!

{edit} And if you wanted to play that song till the llama kicked himself, why would you want good singers? I'd want roseanne barr with a couple of munchkins on backup
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:44 am Post subject:

greebo i wanna say thxs for the laughter i sure did need some!! And hope to see u soon for some fun and frags

My Personal Insanity · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 1:58 am Post subject:

Greebo · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:45 am Post subject:

You realise now that I'll have to bump the thread of all the songs again :-p
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:20 am Post subject:

Alright....! Now Ktulu has a hit song to produce already written and ready.

what a team...that would make.
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