Election (Iraqi style)

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 2:42 pm Post subject: Election (Iraqi style)

To keep the citizens of the Ville up on current events, here's coverage of the election in Iraq:

Saddam Hussein was confident going into today's elections. Polls showed him holding a commanding lead over the non-existant opposing candidates. He had performed well in the debates, in which he stood in an empty studio shouting at the camera in some indecipherable Arab language.

So it was really no surprise when it was annouced 10 seconds after voting closed that Hussein had won with a resounding 100% of the vote. More amazingly, every single citizen of Iraq appears to have turned out for the election. This includes newborns, hermits living in mountain caves, the comatose, house pets, and the recently deceased.

Hussein is hoping for an even better showing in the next election, after his current 1,000,000 year term is up.

In the spirit of this intensely democratic elective process, we're going to run a vote for King of the Universe. Those who choose not to vote will be fragged incessantly, although not by me.

Reporting from nowhere near Baghdad, this is TYO.

{BGS}GLOOMIE357 · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 2:46 pm Post subject:

LOL, can you even believe that crap! Talking about freedom of choice, what choice?

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

I voted for you, Thom Yorke Obliterator. At the moment, you seem to have all the votes. GJ.

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 3:17 pm Post subject:

Lmfao

. Good stuff TYO. As I would hate not to vote I think I will cast my ballet. I'm not telling you who I'm voting for though

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John Doe · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:30 pm Post subject:

Sorry TYO, I edited your poll so that there was some selection available.......

JD
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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:39 pm Post subject:

CHEETUR!!!!

Goldom · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:40 pm Post subject:

I think that's strange that everyone voted for the 3rd option O_o

Potato-VS- · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 6:48 pm Post subject:

What about potato? I can be a fashious military leader too ya know!

[RS]Potato-VS-

Fist of Kilaak · KILAAK WHO TALKS TOO MUUCH Joined: 17 Mar 2002 Posts: 38

ME THEEK KILAAK KOMMANDER BE BHEST KING OV HUNIVURSE.

KILAAKS 4HEVUR

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2002 11:32 pm Post subject:

I think its so funny how he can get 11 million people to agree 100% on anything!
We can't even get a sussesful map vote! between 11 people.
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 3:10 am Post subject:

hmmm interesting vote system here and me thinks on who should i pick tyo is da man by the looks of the vote!!

5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 8:39 am Post subject:

How come I can't vote for everyone whose name is Canuck?

FragFailure · Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:48 am Post subject:

tee hee hee
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