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osiris
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 Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2002 5:19 am Post subject: Great TFC prouduts! limited time offer! |
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For everyone a something, a something for everyone!
Llama begone: With a few sprits of this potent exlir, llamas
will be repelled away from you!
Anti-Medic Fullbody Condom: Never have to worry about those dirty medics giving you HIV with our fullbody condom!
Rocket Rash cream: we all know rocket jumps can lead to some embarssing rashes, But never again with our rocket rash cream!
Caltrop Crack: Tired of stepping on caltrops wishin you could do something bout it? NOW you can with a few hits off our pipe youll be running like Speedy Gonizlis
Hw massage cream: Get rid of those unsightely strech marks with our NEW massage cream!
Spam Telsa: With our spam telsa any spam thats lands at ur respawn door will be teleported back to the enemys door!
Norton Antispy: with our special goggles you can see those spys coming from a mile away!
Sg cardboard props: the enemy will thinks it the real thing and while hes tryin to figure out which is the real one, it will buy you time to frag his ass!
Turtleshell: never have to worry bout headshots again keep ur head tucked inside the turtleshell while a dummy head absorbs the headshots, theyll be stunned as you take 4 headshots and keep on coming!
Demo Glasseye: tired of being made fun of for your pirate patch! get our new glasseye. Also serves as a spare grenade!
Look for more great products in the future!
Money orders are the preferred method of payement. Orders paid by money orders are shipped within 3 business days. While personal checks are accepted, merchandise will not be shipped untill the check is cleared!
Your satisfaction is fully guaranteed but if for some reason a return is needed GO SCREW URSELF
If you repost this Plz give the author (=US-osiris-V=) credit..Thx |
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PondScum007
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lol glass eye and HW creme...
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My Personal Insanity
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| Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2002 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Rocket Rash cream: we all know rocket jumps can lead to some embarssing rashes, But never again with our rocket rash cream! |
Ahhh, I could use some of that as pyro...
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42
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| Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2002 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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Where do I order the anti-medic condom?
Is it something like this?
I want it!
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osiris
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| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2002 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| Why yes it looks just like that! |
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