TVB? What Happened?

anti-spy2006 · Registered User Joined: 21 Sep 2002 Posts: 25

TVB Members I noticed, that some of you are going to US=V..... Is Their A Difference? Honestly is their one.? I but u there is .. I just haven't found one yet. Can Some1 help me out?

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:09 pm Post subject:

Nothing *happened* per se. Read the post here and visit the Web site. Maybe you will find your answers there.
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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:12 pm Post subject:

It's about time we came out and addressed this in public. There's no reason to hide our shame any longer.

The truth is . . . . <TVB>Sully stinks. Not as a player, but as a person. We're talking major B.O. here. Everywhere he goes, there's a cloud left behind. You can notice it on the servers. Some players have installed the Nemesis hook to try and see through it, but to no avail. We've fumigated the TVB Forum probably a dozen times, and the stench still lingers. Now we are being investigated by the Environmental Protection Agency for possible toxic contamination. The Ville will be a SuperFund site before you know it. On top of that, the U.N. is considering military action against TVB for possessing chemical weapons of mass destruction. We agreed to let inspectors come in, but their Half-Life executable was out of date so they didn't get very far. They would probably just send some non-1337 donuthead troops from Canada anyway, so we aren't too scared.

But can you blame the US-V folks for forming their own clan?

Da Omega Snipa · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:50 pm Post subject:

HEY MAN PISS OF CANADA RULES YEA I'M STILL HERE DON'T BAD MOUTH MY COUNTRY...OR BLUE RULERZ o i c i get it i'll piss off but still LoL J/King

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anti-spy2006 · Registered User Joined: 21 Sep 2002 Posts: 25

WEll that clears everything up.... #Beer

Monk · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:16 pm Post subject:

Have no fear. TVB has formed it's own HAZMAT team so it won't need to rely on outside powers to solve it's problems. So next time you see one of these brave members of our illustrious guild, give them a mighty pat on the back for taking care of this awful situation.

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Trigger Happy · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:18 pm Post subject:

I agree with Sully, he smells kinda funny

When ever I start playing I can smell him. He smells like vinegar it makes my nose hurt and my mouth water. You know how you stand next to vinegar your mouth starts to water, that's Sully

But who smells even worse is Spanish Warpig. Why I oughta! He smells like a hog because he is a pig. He tries to hog all the chicks and tells me he is always hungry. Trigga I'm hungry, Trigga this, Trigga that come on man just take a jaunt to McDonald's already and order a Pig Mac or something. Pig, your fat because your a pig. LoL! But don't worry we still lub u long time. Good stuff.
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`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

I've never smelled Spanish Warpig, so I wouldn't know. He always kills me from a long, long way away, before I can reach his odour zone

-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:30 pm Post subject:

anti-spy2006 · Registered User Joined: 21 Sep 2002 Posts: 25

How does USV solve The Problem Of The Ville

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:06 pm Post subject:

LOL anti-spy, I think you are confused... I wonder why!

It is true... both Sully and Pig stink! Do you think Pig wants to snipe? NO, he doesn't! We force him to because no one wants to have to stand near him.

Anti-spy... we aren't out to solve any problems. We want to make this a nice place to be. That is all. <TVB> does do that... we are just going about it differently... As we stated in our *coming out* post, we have a great deal of respect for <TVB> and many friends who wear the <TVB> tag.
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Monk · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:08 pm Post subject:

Blue Ruler · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:11 pm Post subject:

Dahak · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:12 pm Post subject:

i'm stuck wondering whether this brown pasty stuff on my finger is chocolate or....

can anyone answer this question? or should i just taste it?

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2002 6:15 pm Post subject:

HEY! *holds out hand* How 'bout a chocolate covered pretzel!
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