[SpeCies]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced
up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized
she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the
seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are
the most
well endowed when, in fact! , it's the Native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are
the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have,
however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the
Southern red neck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even
know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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[-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas]]

wow what a great find for a joke hehehe

very excellent find species and i hope to see some more if you can find some?? i enjoy having a good laugh

[Bright Red Nipples]

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