I am not a bad American

John Doe · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:16 pm Post subject:

Actually I am a Canadian, and I feel this way. If I was an American I would still feel this way.

I'm a bad American.
I believe in big trucks, big money, big cars, big boats and big houses.
I don't think playing with toy guns makes you a killer.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts popping out babies.
And, yes the government (Federal, State, City, County, School Districts, Municipal Utility Districts, etc.) taxes us too much.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or irritate me.
I know what SEX is, and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason, just as it's called the Girl Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you ought to do it in English.
I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you run from them, after they tell you to stop.
If you can't understand the word freeze or stop in English, see the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
My heroes are John Wayne and Clint Eastwood.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain to defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I know global warming is a big lie.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after leaving Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it bothers you, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have. I know what the definition of lying is. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop or anything else.
If you are breaking the law, you have given up your rights.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with a backbone to stand up to the kid, spank his butt and say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius, (although I didn'realize it until I had kids).
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon, or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions.
I thought this country allowed me that right. I am sick to death of "Political Correctness". I'm neither angry or disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.
If you too are a bad American please forward this to everyone you know.

[-Hell Bent-] · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:20 pm Post subject:

Heh.. where'd this come from JD?

The Dude · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:50 pm Post subject:

Well, according to society, I am just a bad person.

I dont belive in god, or the bible, or heaven or hell. I dont believe in the Devil or spriits or anything like that. But saying this, I am thrown into the catogory of being a devil worshiper and not having any morals and just being a mean, sinister person. NO, Im not mean. I think Im very nice. I dont like bull shit, I hate it when people , specially salesmen, try to bull shit me. I get pissed at that. Most of us country bumpkins here in Kentucky dont take bull shit. I am not a racist, I just hate the black people I know. I dont see a black person walking down the street and say "I hate him". NO, thats not the way I think. But the ones I know are soo retarded, you wouldnt believe it. I am a firm believer in hard work. I can truly respect a person that sets a goal for somthing they want and honestly work hard to get it. Im my books, hard honest work gets you a long way.

So basically, to most Americans and people, I am a devil worshiping, racist, mean spirited punk........ makes me laugh.

[ This Message was edited by: The Dude on 2001-08-23 15:58 ]

Bakuryu · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 3:20 pm Post subject:

I don't know about devil-worshipping, but I'm somewhat Christian. I believe in the holy trinity and all, but I believe the current church leaders are all corrupt and that they are soliciting bigoted propaganda (not the Bible) to convince us that since we are christians and we believe in the holy trinity (im not catholic btw) that we are superior and guaranteed a spot in heaven. Ever since I figured all this out I've had a strong distrust of the Church and religion at large.

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 5:36 pm Post subject:

I like chicks with big butts.

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Pornstar · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 5:37 pm Post subject:

sniff sniff..(wipes tear from eye). JD I have never cried before, but damn I don't know what to say I am speachless. I am in aw. I love you man sniff sniff. I don't know if anybody could of said what was unsaid any better. LOL. What brought this on man. Is this the LET EVERYTHING LOOSE POST!. All i can say is right JD.

Bakuryu · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 5:39 pm Post subject:

TYO you listen to Sir-Mix-A-Lot recently? Get some Mystikal and then watch down to earth and next friday! lol

John Doe · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:15 pm Post subject:

Lol, the post was emailed to me from a friend in Az. I thought I would share it.

I might add that I like chicks with big butts, big racks and all that.

Lol.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:38 pm Post subject:

See what happens when they take away stats for a week. Next thing you know we will get all involved in discussing the troubles of the world and forget to play. Not likly:) Beliefs are a funny thing people who believe must convince other people to believe to reinforce their own beliefs but since not one person actually knows anything for sure any belief could actually be right or they could be all wrong or even all right. Guess we will all find out 1 day... or not

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[ This Message was edited by: ROOFCUTTER on 2001-08-23 21:07 ]

Bakuryu · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:19 pm Post subject:

Yeah. I'm speaking in whole sentences. I must go back to the incoherent cave-man speak I use online. Head pain crowbar skull death smiley sleep no need tfc...

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:21 pm Post subject:

The Thom Yorke Obliterator ALWAYS brakes for monster booty. Word up.

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