The Off-Topic post

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 6:02 pm Post subject:

My god, this thread is insane!

JTHM · Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 6:04 pm Post subject:

this smiley pwns
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 6:20 pm Post subject:

Ameanman · Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 8:05 pm Post subject:

<-Choking smilely who is turning purple

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

What shall I do now?
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 9:16 pm Post subject:

Once there was a sad man:

He was down on his luck, and lived in a sewer. The only thing he ate or drank was cheap wine: #Beer

One day he was sitting in his sewer, comtemplating his life:

When along came a smurf. The smurf fell into a man hole, right into the sad man's living room. The smurf was disgusted at the man's living conditions:

and told the man that he would grant either one, two, or three wishes #Fist

The sad man chose two wishes, not to be greedy, but not to be ungrateful:

The smurf then asked the happy man:

for his two wishes. The man said he wished he would be rich:, so the smurf created a pile of gold at the man's feet:

Then the man thought very hard, and finally turned to the smurf a little embarassed:

The smurfed asked him what his last wish was, and the man said he would like the smurf to become his pet. The smurf turned angry and grew very large, then he morphed into a large green alien: #alien

The man fell over in shock:

and started to run, but the alien was already gone, and so was the man's gold. The again poor man grew furious at the alien's trechory:

and turned into a little devil:

He flew out of his hole after the alien #Evil Bat

and the scared alien tried to flee: #Milti

but the evil was faster, and he cursed the alien in devilish: #Cussing out

The alien grew angry too, and morphed into a large blue blob. He bounced towards the devil man, but suddenly a huge hand came out of the ground and killed the alien: #Bluegrab

The devil looked at the hand and was suddenly filled with a sense of joy:

He started to float gently up, wings sprouting from his shoulders: #angel

Then he reached a heavenly cloud, where sat a large man. "are you god?" said the angel, and the large man shook his head, then his eyes were filled with a red light, and he morphed into a robot: #Robot

What's going on? asked the man with wings, the robot replied: Mongoose is just trying to use all the faces in his stupid story. The man suddenly started to disappear, when he reappeared: #Fade in

he was in a chamber filled with men in sunglasses:

who are you? asked the confused man. We are the men in black, but it's almost our break. suddenly the men in black transformed into dancing clowns: #Bday

:usa Then they started to sing a song: #Birthday

but finally the man got annoyed and took out his AK47: #Sniper

The men in black fired back #2gunfire

but they coulnd't win. The man blacked out #Black smile

and when he came to he was lying in a room filled with a bunch of strange aliens: #llying

:new- alien: #Silly

He asked the aliens where they were, and they simply replied: #Newbie

..one even said: #morning

The man was now very confused, he blacked out again, and when he came too, he was in his sewer again, very alone and very unhappy...what a dream. He said to himself, but strangely enough he saw smurf footpringts in the sewer muck, and his AK47 (which he always carries with him

) was out of ammo..hmmm..

THE END

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

Is this about The Ville Private Server?

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

How is the Fantasy Football coming?
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-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas] · Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 10:20 pm Post subject:

CyCoMoM · Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 3:36 am Post subject:

I wanted to check out how my avitar looked in a post so I thought this was the PERFECT place to try it.

BTW, this is my first post to this topic.. amazing eh?

begin edit...

OMG isn't my avitar CUTE? That's MY baby, she's sooooo soooo cute!

Last Of The Finest · Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 3:59 am Post subject:

Mom's a parrothead!

shameless plug coming. I have my hockey league entering its fourth season, and there's a good chance I may need a new owner. If anyone's interested in checking it out, go to my league's page by clicking here

6 AM! ME SLEEP NOW! NIGHT NIGHT.
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bobins · Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 4:32 am Post subject:

im sat at a computer right now, lookin at a monitor, typin a load of crap.

lol

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5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 10:14 am Post subject:

www.eskimobob.com
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Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

This thread is dying, it seems like it will need life support soon.
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bobins · Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2002 2:03 pm Post subject:

night night all... im gonna get an early night tonight...

well i got to stay up for X-Filz... but after that

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