The next Long and Winding thread....

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

I really thought that this was a great idea so here it is again, only this time, its a brand new story...

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We find our heroes perched in front of TheVille Crime Computer, awaiting news of llama activities throughout the metropolis' I, II, and III.

"Holy bouncing lead ridden buckets of humanity Mr. Mayor!" JohnCarter blurts out to Robert E. Lee. "We've got a llama at TVII!"

"Never Fear my infectious martian, we will remove the offender and serve justice as it should be served... Quick and Cold! To the TV mobile!" Robert spins and leaps...

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"Sucess leads to stagnation;
Stagnation leads to failure." ~Steven Brust

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John Doe · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 1:38 pm Post subject:

on to his scooter, and off he goes down the hall to the TV server room to bring down the wrath of the Mayor. On his way Cadman intercepts him with a request....

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Greebo · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 1:55 pm Post subject:

"Robert will you dance the tango with me" he asked. Robert looked incredulously at him and answered:

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Pornstar · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 2:09 pm Post subject:

Only if you wear this pretty HW suit I made for you. Cadman hops onto the scooter to try the suit on as Rob hastens to the Llama scene. But out of no where jumps......

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:47 pm Post subject:

The Roofcutter who quickly builds a dressing room so Cadman can change in private not telling him it's a two way mirror that he's admiring himself in while....

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Buford Pusser · Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2001 8:53 pm Post subject:

...Buford clicks the "on" button for the hidden digital video camera, and silently captures Cadman adjusting his goggles. Cadman then says to the Mayor, "Hey, watch this" before trying to....

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Pornstar · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 1:23 am Post subject:

Light a bowl and eat a bag of doritos. CAdman does a little spin to show his new suit off. Now that Cadman is fashionablily ready to confront the Evil Llama's Rob kicks his scooter into scout speed. The Llama fighting duo arrive on the scene to find....

Guest · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 4:16 am Post subject:

Two Medics three HWG's and 5 demomen, all spammin one poor scout. The duo quickly makes gib soup of the 2 medics and 5 demomen, while the 3 hws run for safety with their tails between their legs. All of the sudden...

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Greebo · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:20 am Post subject:

...the water in the well below cp 1 slid back, and from the darkness, rose...

yella · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 7:14 am Post subject:

...Maian bearing gifts and promises of unimaginable wealth for anyone who joined <NSA>. But Cadman wasn't convinced.

Bakuryu · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 7:14 am Post subject:

Jay and Silent Bob! Shocked and amazed, the duo aprroached them when...

Bakuryu · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 7:15 am Post subject:

curse you yella you posted a second before me! lol jk

Greebo · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 8:33 am Post subject:

I'll stick to the jay/bob one:
...a naked big titted woman fell from the sky! Everyone was in such shock that..

JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

Looking up, JCOM stepped under the naked, big breasted woman and held his arms out to catch her. It was obvious that Cadman had taken his job as the blundering sidekick, so he thought he would do something in the name of kinkiness for the llama smighting duo.

As the woman fell into his arms, JCOM licked his lips and prepared to...

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"Success leads to stagnation;
Stagnation leads to failure." ~Steven Brust

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yella · Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2001 9:49 am Post subject:

...welcome her to the happy, friendly community that was The Ville.
'My name is Ursula' blurted the instantly smitten wench 'I come in peace'.
'They call me JCOM' said JCOM 'and I come in...'

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