Epic Poem

Sully · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:45 pm Post subject: Epic Poem

Admittedly, this is cornball, but I'm bored.

Everyone gets a couplet, only rules are that your couplet has to rhyme. I'll try and update this so you can see the whole thing without having to scroll through the contributing posts.

As I was walkin' the streets of Avanti ta see where they all led
Who should I meet but a spy at me feet, pretendin' he were dead

I stood atop his would-be corpse, staring at his head,
I took aim with my trusty AC and filled him full of lead

Atop the spy, I see a dot.. . .a sniper in the midst
He's safe from fighting, in respawn hiding. . .I'm dead and very pissed!

With a gib and a splat in respawn I sat, disgusted as I can be
'Cause I was just at cap 1 and it ain't to much fun to run back there from Cap point 3
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hoaxie · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:49 pm Post subject:

I stood atop his would-be corpse, staring at his head,
I took aim with my trusty AC and filled him full of lead.
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Darkath · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:35 pm Post subject:

Are we supposed to make one up? I got one for people who snipe...hehe (also, when i refer to "the cliff" i mean the cliff thingy in warpath where snipers usually sit). This is is pretty corny also

As I sit upon the cliff, just aiming my piece
I take aim at a fatty, and make him decease

My beautiful headshot will make your ego decrease
My aiming is sharp, and as neat as a crease
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^^^ Clicky

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 3:42 pm Post subject:

Atop the spy, I see a dot.. . .a sniper in the midst

He's safe from fighting, in respawn hiding. . .I'm dead and very pissed!
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Sully · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 4:39 pm Post subject:

Darkath, very good, but stick with the theme of the poem that was already started. I'm looking for a couplet that will go with the rest of the poem.

For example

With a gib and a splat in respawn I sat, disgusted as I can be
'Cause I was just at cap 1 and it ain't to much fun to run back there from Cap point 3
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hoaxie · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:37 pm Post subject:

hoaxie · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:50 pm Post subject:

But away I did trod in the direction of one,
Wishing I weren't too fat to run.
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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

Ameanman · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 8:44 pm Post subject:

Out of nowhere like a magnet flying through the breeze,
Another EMP landed on my knees.

I thought, "Some engy must be after me!"
And 3 seconds later, back to Command Point 3.