TheVillesOldFartsClub--OFC over 40

Blue Ruler

OK guys lets see just exactly how many members there are in the OFC

I took option 2 clocking in at the big 50:cry:
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Replica · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 1:27 pm Post subject:

I'm only 18,but can i still join? I've got the heart of a 60 year odl and i'll do my best. Ahhhh why does my arm tingle like that?!?!
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Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 2:23 pm Post subject:

SR is 55
Jr is 27
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Are you threatening me ???

Chan · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 3:29 pm Post subject:

Well accourding to that death test i am gonna die soon anyway... so can i join?
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 3:57 pm Post subject:

everywhere I go someone's trying to box me into a catagory....I refuse to participate on the grounds that Dennys wont let me order the senior menu

... unlike some of you Old Farts where they offer to help you to your seat

....Hehe I like that one!

Ok Ill have to be one of the young old farts though....

So lets have a plate of egg whites and gum them up real good.

splatter · Registered User Joined: 11 Nov 2001 Posts: 37

I'm 41

. and still kicking some of that young ass.

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:38 pm Post subject:

Only 66+? I'm the only one that lived thorugh that big bang inncident!! Heck, let's see, how old am I? I've lost count through all these years. Here's a good example of how old I am....Whenever my birthday comes around, I have to ask them to put some cake on my candles!!
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 5:02 pm Post subject:

OpTlk · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 5:20 pm Post subject:

erm, which door leads to the Halfway There Old Farts Club ...only 22 here. hEh
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 5:37 pm Post subject:

Woohoo!! I'm not considered an old fart. **Takes walker back to get some oxygen**
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 6:06 pm Post subject:

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 6:19 pm Post subject:

Hey Blue I am part of the OFC, also option 2 for me. Blue that is what I meant about being in the same boat.

Took me almost a half-century to get here and have enjoyed the ride. I sure the hell do not want to turn back now, got another half-century to look forward to.

Here are some interesting and funny quotes I found about age. Sorry there are so many got carried away, age thing I think.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. Leo Rosenberg

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Kurt Vonnegut

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Satchel Paige

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

You're never too old to become younger. Mae West (1892 - 1980)

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Michael Pritchard

I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. Hosea Ballou

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives. Cato the Elder

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. Dorothy Fulheim

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. Lionel Kauffman

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. Stanislaw J. Lec

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Don Marquis

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. Bonnie Prudden

The trick is growing up without growing old. Casey Stengel

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughn

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. Jerry M. Wright

How young can you die of old age? Steven Wright

Thats it for now I think, well I cant remember, cya in game all. sgt stutter

Blue Ruler · Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:11 pm Post subject:

Lol Sgt. how true

Anyhoo there may be some more that would like to add to this thread so guess what

I moved it up top

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hoaxie · Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:22 pm Post subject:

Sorry, Blue... it'll be another 2 years before I am an old fart. I will be 38 next month.

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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2002 6:59 am Post subject: