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Canada's answer to the Stock Market

 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:47 pm    Post subject: Canada's answer to the Stock Market Reply with quote

Here is some really excellent advice.

This is the Canadian answer to the market.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Molsom (the beer, not the stock)
one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha too true, too true...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was MadCow Disease! Did you see the news tonight ? The
first case of a human there dying from this. Damn scary if you ask me.
Better cook your Beef until it's done.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Canada's answer to the Stock Market Reply with quote

ROOFCUTTER wrote:


Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.



Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

Otter: You better listen to him he is pre-med

Boon: I thought it was Pre-law?

Otter: Whats the difference?
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