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ROOFCUTTER Server Admin
Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: =USV= Posts: 9271
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:47 pm Post subject: Canada's answer to the Stock Market |
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Here is some really excellent advice.
This is the Canadian answer to the market.
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Molsom (the beer, not the stock)
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year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. |
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PondScum007 Registered User
Joined: 20 Dec 2001 Location: `°•-middle of new jersey Posts: 1792
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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haha too true, too true... _________________
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SpeCies Registered User
Joined: 05 Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Guild: <TVB> Posts: 1948
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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I thought it was MadCow Disease! Did you see the news tonight ? The
first case of a human there dying from this. Damn scary if you ask me.
Better cook your Beef until it's done. _________________ http://www.nosmacktards.com |
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(+)ASSASSIN(+) Registered User
Joined: 08 Jan 2002 Location: Chicago,IL Posts: 1176
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Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: Canada's answer to the Stock Market |
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ROOFCUTTER wrote: |
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. |
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
Otter: You better listen to him he is pre-med
Boon: I thought it was Pre-law?
Otter: Whats the difference? _________________ Killing is my bidness ladies and BIDNESS IS GOOD!!!! |
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