[ROOFCUTTER]

Well as an expert on keeping a relationship long term, I have one thought.
If you can't both read the list together and see the humor and true statements in this list and a list from the womens point of view you just havent been together long enough or you should not be together at all.

The check your own oil includes when the brakes squeak dont ask just stop at the shop and have a mechanic fix them. From the womens view, procrastionation on the males part would cause her to run the car thru a wall.

Thank god were different or the guy next door might just be an option.

[SpeCies]

[Brujah]

[cobra]

guys, "mauve" is a color, it's something like purple.

And Bada i must say that you made one nice list, i don't think anything has been forgotten and the stuff that's in the list is wright.

When your girlfriend asks you how she looks or if she's fat, what can we say:
1. yes you look great: she's happy and where happy
2. no: she's mad, an argument starts and we may sleep one the couch for the next month or so.

We only try to do things good without having to much trouble, is that so bad????
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[-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas]]

all good information from Bada boom and cyco mom

keep up the good work on what you need to do for your girlfriends or boyfriends even a husband and wife thing is good to have around

as for me i am still single and been through a few boyfriends but not good enough one to marry me yet..

actually everybody who posted here has done great with there info keep the good information going all

[KopiKat]

Ok... This is coming from yet another man, but I will suppress my "raging" testosterone for right now. Now what Bada said was funny, I admitt, but, I also found what cyco mom said was also, very funny. Now I "suppose" that with every comment that bada makes some of u gals think that we stupid apish men take a step back in the evolutionary track. And I know for a fact(being male) that every time that a gal makes a post(im gunna get slammed I just know it) such as that, we think that the girls just become all the more pridefull. Now, if you ask us a question that is ment for a yes answer(and a yes will make you happy) why then I would do what ever is necsessary to make u happy(u being my soul mate, if indeed we were married(We is not any of you who are reading this, I promise, I am just saying this for clarity)). If guys want to please their gals, then they must bend to their requests. If gals want to please their guys, give em some service in bed every once and a while...j/k. Actually they must bend as well(not in that way... ). Hope everyone stays happy....

-KK

P.S. Just because I kept my apish male instincts at bay for once doesn't mean I'm not many, and it most certainly doesn't mean I won't kick your ass.

[Bada Bing]

I may be the King of long time releationships here at the Ville as I have been married to the same woman since 1971. She had agreat laugh from the list and will roar over Moms' as well.
Now all of us must no get into a flame over this list it WAS MADE to LAUGH at. I am sure that's what MOM took it as.
Have FUN with it Y'ALL.
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[KopiKat]

I thought both replies were VERY funny. My Reply was also intended to be funny....if you didn't notice(im not a very good comedian...) Hmm...who has better committment...ROOF or Bada.....I guess this is a descision best made by the ladies.... Owell..... All I ask in committment is that the admins keep this wonderful place running.... and so far they have done a great job! Keep up the good work folks!

-KK

P.S. *****manly*****

[-=ITS=-GaladerieL[Vegas]]

[FragFailure]

Note: this post is meant to be observational and for humor purposes only


Bill Cosby had it right. We (Men) screw things up on purpose because we really didn't want to do something in the first place. Dare us to do the dishes and we'll break that fine piece of china. We'll break it. Dare us to build a birdhouse outside and watch us make something that looks more like a litter box. Dare us to cook breakfast for the kids and watch us give them Chocolate Cake! Why do men do this? It is so you women don't trust us to do it as you do it yourself. We then sit on the couch and watch college football on Saturday...which is where we wanted to be in the FIRST place. Brilliance VIA ignorance and stupidity!

Why must women insist on playing mind games and testing their man? Don't women realize that Men have gone to work and provided for their families. During this eight hours of work and two hour commute. We deal with some of the dumbest people on the planet know as our co-workers. So after being gone from 6AM until 6:30PM. The last thing we need is for the wife to sarcasticly ask how the day went. Why does she do it? Because she is insulted that you dare forgot you nephew's birthday who lives three states away! I had an ex gf of mine say. "Well if you don't like women's mind games, then get a strong woman who will say what she means." Is it really that hard to say what you mean?

Here's the best one of them all. Women say "I want a man who is nice, funny, sincere, caring, and good looking." We'll there's two problems with it. The first problem is that man does not exist...unless he is ghey. The second is that you are LYING! Women seem to really like one of three types of men.

1- The totally f***** up guy with no future. Women date this guy because they feel they can "save him." Of course, they fail trying.

2- The money guy. Many women will sacrifice everything just for the sake of being "financially secure." All that ideal man stuff goes out the window once they see dollar signs.

3- The smoothie. This guy has lied to more people than a used car salesman. Yet, women will fall for this guy time after time. They'll take this compulsive liar back over and over again.

You know what is the funniest though? When you have them backed into a corner. They either say "but, I love him" or they throw an emotion fit of rage for dare making any common sense. No wonder I still have all my own hair and it hasn't turned grey yet.


Here's what my mom would say if she ever read this post

"Sit there making fun of women like that. Don't you know that one of these women could be with the N.O.W.? They'll take that post and we'll get sued and we'll lose the damn house. How will you like your post then smartypants?"
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[SoDum]

After reading all of this, all that comes to mind is...

Mauve owns.
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[Sully]

A man comes running home, charges into his house and yells,"Hey, I've won the lottery, pack your bags!"

The wife screams,"Wow! Should I pack beach things or Mountain things?"

The man replies, "It doesn't matter, as long as you get the hell out!"
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